I am the wild disappoint skunk

4:3 is more square than 16:9, but 16:9 is 4:3 squared

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

the other four are for bloodshed

You only ever realize that you’ve zoned back in.

Your subconscious mind knows you are zoned out. You Fuck.

your subconscious mind doesnt know anything, it isn’t sentient, that’s what makes it your subconscious, you entire orange

I don’t fully understand your thought process behind that insult but I like it

Canadians are so nice because all their rage and hatred is transferred to their geese.

If Someone Punches You There’s No Need To Punch Them Back Because Your Face Has Already Applied Equal And Opposite Force To Their Hand.

In a way, March Madness still happened.

Wut-In-Tarnation is really What-In-The-Entire-Nation with southern accent

Working around god’s wrath.

Superheroes in reality would have logos and ads all over their costume from sponsors as a main source of income.

Mystery Men's Captain Amazing is the most accurate super hero

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

honestly life is all about the little things that u barely even notice, that delicious coffee u had in the morning, ur friend randomly pinching ur cheek, the moon shining brighter than usual, the radio playing your favorite song. pay more attention to these details!!! they make life worth living

We are becoming more sensitive to verbal offence but becoming more desensitized to real tragedy.

People who back into parking spots are forward thinkers.