me: im so bored today idk what to do
the scary pervert: i have an idea....
me: oh my god ew no
the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on
me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again
the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters
me: okay youre right im sorry
the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually
me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough














