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β Jumping into a World of Darkness because my [grandpa/grandma/grandparent] told me to... β
β ABOUT FUCKING TIME! β
β GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYONE! β
β Oh. Spooking woods... β
β You bet your bottom dollar, [name]! β
β Pound. Bottom pound. We live in England now. β
β NEVERMIND THE FUCKING MONEY. β
β Just breathe it in! That FRESH, ECTOPLASMIC air! Ah... It's THICK with GEISTS. β
β Why don't you tell the family where we are. β
β Right! Uhh. Sure thing, [sir/ma'am]. β
β HELLO? ["SIR"/"MA'AM"]?? C'MON, IT'S BEEN YEARS! Just call me ['Dad'/'Mom']! Or Lord. β
β Don't stress, luv... β
β So! We're on one of [location]'s many ghost walks. It is allegedly very haunted, and we are very- walking on it. β
β Neat. So... Suggestion; [name]. Maybe tell - all of us - where we are headed before we arrive next time. β
β This would be practical. β
β AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! (inhale) Suggestion vetoed. β
β Because otherwise we'd have to hear [name] whining about how [he/she/they] DUN WANU GOOOOO! β
β That's fair, [he/she/they] does sound like that. β
β I don't whinge! I don't complain... β
β And I don't know how to break this to you BUT-- β
β Clown birthday... This is what we - Video Gamers - call an 'Epic Failure'. β
β You've never even heard of Gmod, [name]... β
β ALL right whatever, I don't respect Time, it's an ODIOUS concept, NOW LISTEN UP! β
β You have graciously brought our attention to this Ghost Walk. β
β It is quite the trail into a wooded area. β
β It shall be an exciting outing for the whole family! Is that understood!? β
β I like excitement. β
β So, this is that forest with all those active missing persons cases, I assume? β
β OF COURSE! WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! β
β Purge yourself of cowardice! It's half the reason we're here! β
β A scary move may have been a more appropriate first step. β