We are counting down the days to our sign-ups with a daily drabble! Todayâs chosen prompt was Droit du seigneur and has been written by mod Pestilence!
Prompt: Droit du seigneur (also known as jus primae noctis, was a supposed legal right in medieval Europe, allowing feudal lords to have sexual relations with subordinate women, in particular, on their wedding nights.)
Tags: supposedly historicalÂ
Warning: one or two double entendres/references a supposedly historical right of a feudal lord to impose himself sexually on subordinat women.
âAngel!â Crowley hissed between clenched teeth.
Aziraphale simply stood a little taller - or as tall as she could. Sheâd chosen to make her female corporation a little shorter, simply because sheâd long since learned that it would get her further in the end than when she was taller than most of the men.
Men tended to be more manageable if she kept her corporation at a shorter height than theirs.
Well, human men at least.
Apparently a demon was easier to unsettle.
âReally, Crowley,â she huffed. âDroit du seigneur?â
âI didnât realize what they meant until it was too late to back out of - and while weâre at it,â Crowley growled menacingly (or tried to at least, heâd never scared Aziraphale), âwhat are you doing here?â
âIf you must know, the poor family only had one daughter - where would it leave them if she wasnât a virgin on her wedding night?â Azirpahale huffed again. She had been ready to deal with a human idiot whom she could easily dupe and turn away, leaving him to think heâd gotten what heâd come for without for one second giving him what heâd want. âYou know how they are about this idea of purity and virginity.â
Crowley, the vexing creature, was a completely different kind of problem.
Especially considering the current setup.
Crowley, posing as a landowner, demanding his right and she, posing as a virgin girl, sent to his bedroom.
If Gabriel ever caught wind of thisâŚ
Crowley all but deflated. âI guess itâs not so bad - I mean, now I wonât have to make some poor peasant girl think sheâd had a lousy night with some bastard landowner.â
Aziraphale felt her own stern demeanor soften somewhat. Of course Crowley hadnât planned to do anything heinous. She should have known and trusted him that much.
âNice corporation, by the way, Angel,â Crowley said, cocking his head to the side. âNot often I see you like this.â
Aziraphale preened, ignoring the fact that pride was one of the seven deadly sins. This was Crowley, afterall, no harm done.
âWell, neither of us are served by me leaving in the dead of night,â Aziraphale said airily. Then she narrowed her eyes at the demon. âHow is you wine selection this century?â
Crowley made a face. âNot nearly good enough for you, Angel. The aleâs not too bad, though.â The last was added with a hopeful look.
Aziraphale shimmied in her seat. Oh, she did so like the ale.
âShell we settle in for the night, then?â she asked, completely ignoring the flush of Crowleyâs cheeks matching the colour of his hair.
âYouâll be the death of me, Aziraphale,â Crowley muttered, not without a touch of respect as he snapped his fingers and the wooden chair opposite his own became a comfortable, soft monstrosity for her to sit in.
âOne does try, my dear.â