it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

“Short cuts make long delays” - also true if you think about Frodo being stabbed by the Witch King and needing a month to recover

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

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"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

the mutuals you have nothing in common with anymore fandom-wise are so important to the dash ecosystem...... #biodiversity

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

it's always that damn mouse and not me. what if i want a cookie . what about my needs

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason