You've been slapped by a gay dinosaur

This just in: kissing is not sex. News at 11.

Neither is gay people existing u weirdo

“Think about the wide range of activities that make up our romantic lives. When we talk about heterosexuality, we talk about that full range. But when we talk about homosexuality, we focus narrowly on the sex, and then we get this skewed picture where straight people have relationships and gay people have sex, where straight people have lives and gay people have ‘lifestyles.’ The thing is that gay people’s romantic lives, like straight people’s romantic lives, are made up of a wide range of feelings and activities and relationships.” —John Corvino

THIS

i will never be over this

Lol nooo

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

I FELT that “biitch”😂

The materials for interstellar space travel exist, we just haven’t figured out which ones and the order in which to arrange them. (source)

why do I know what this smells like

uni is just. *repeats my classic mistakes* *regrets everything i do but too exhausted to make changes* *a yearning to disconnect from it all and go stand in a river* *constant state of mind is now the verge of a breakdown but too desensitised to it now* *internally screaming* *makes another to-do list that won’t be completed* *watches the clouds* 

During your time on earth you will probably save a persons life due to the butterfly effect (source)