I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

more like this here x

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

best. picture. ever.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

as a person who works in a cinema I can proudly say you all look like idiots when you walk out because you seem to be in a daze

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me

girls who can run in heels should be feared

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

"Shit it’s raining"

when everyone in my grade has a boyfriend and I’m single

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

I follow back everyone!

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