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THE ONLY ART THAT MATTERS THANK YOU BRO

the angsty concept of simon finding logs of a man in the past trying to stop the planets and stars from disappearing… but failing….

my favorite thing in the world is shipping characters from fandoms I am not apart of and media I've never seen because wdym it took ONE edit to convince me that Markiplier and Ryan Gosling are in doomed space yaoi

robby and dennis have so much sex that they end up ordering a bigger bottle of lube that just happens to have a pump dispenser. the first time robby uses it, muscle memory kicks in and he tries to rub it into his hands like hand sanitizer

Your future nurse is probably reading gay doctor fics instead of studying their material btw

describing the true allure of creepcast to people is impossible due the fact that, although it's MARKETED as "ooh a creepy spooky scary story creepypasta reading podcast" at the same time there's a man hopping around in a flower pot, the vodoo store owner is a pimp who makes his clerk wear booty shorts, kyle is blasting black and yellow at his girlfriend's mother's funeral and making fun of how she looks in her casket, the pool float is the balloon of the water, mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat, jacobi exists, tommy taffy is a wwe wrestler AS WELL AS some genuinely meaningful and gripping storytelling and analysis of themes and concepts that make you rethink the meaning of life itself