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"Like"ing or "+1"ing your own post is the same as declaring yourself an idiot.

All of the contestants on Ann Widdecombe's new gameshow, Cleverdicks, have to be called Richard.

It is believed that due to Simon Cowell's strict diet, his excrement is full of proteins, ideal for crops. Farmers are paying high prices for a "Cowell Pat".

Despite it's complexity, the cheapest sport for youngsters to play is Quiditch.

1 in 3 people will struggle to spell the word d̶̶i̶̶o̶̶r̶̶r̶̶e̶̶a̶ d̶̶i̶̶a̶̶r̶̶h̶̶e̶̶a̶ diarrhea.

Snowboarding is like Water-boarding but you are tortured with much colder water.

Johnny Cash was a big fan of a Chicken Phaal.

The guy who played Lady Penelope's chauffeur in The Thunderbirds movie was not only a good driver but he was an excellent Parker.

85% of people in an English speaking country know Karate and at least 2 other Japanese words.

Alex Ferguson as pre-ordered the new iPad. He believes it is the quickest way to get 16 more Gigs.

The current exchange rate is about 4.5 per second.

When Gandalf gets his cooker repaired he often uses hob bits.

The song "Come on Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners was originally written as a soundtrack to an Adult film of the same name.

The new iPad3 will be made from a mixture of Gorilla Glass and the tears of Foxconn workers.

In America Shrove Tuesday is called "Cake o'pan day".

Everyone will experience the "Ghost Poo" at least 4 times in their lifetime. (Ghost Poo is a poo you know you passed, but there is no trace of it in the bowl))

Toadstools are used by rodents as umbrellas.