LONG LIVE WORMTAIL ( under construction )

‘ .. a slytherin? i’ve never been told that before. ’ there he goes again, bending the truth, more commonly known as lying. it slips out like soap, leaving his mouth bitter, full of suds, and if he makes the wrong move or forgets his former words he’ll slip up and land right on his arse. lying is a craft that he’s not proud of being good at but finds himself being amazed at the extensiveness of how deeply he can DISSEMBLE stories to suit himself anyways. people have always mistaken him for dim. people have always had the wrong impression of him, ever since he came to this school. it’s really weird how quickly andromeda sniffs him out.  they’re not close, yet she’s quite clearly onto him.

‘ i’m sure that’s not an insult anyways. not in your books. ’ ( the thing she doesn’t know is that he doesn’t need lessons on lies in the midst of war. he’s already become a pro at it. in fact, he could probably teach her a thing or two about it. )

THIS WASN’T ME BUT I SECOND IT SO HARD

meme :: accepting!

who’s the cuddler: i think they’re equally as cuddly just in different ways. peter hugs when he’s shy and just kind of hides himself in the crook of sirius’ neck and hugs when he doesn’t know what to do to fill the silence because he’s always hated a completely quiet room around people he finds himself most comfortable with. sirius is that post-coital cuddler and cuddles when he’s drunk / high or just when he feels like it because he’s always been a bit touchy-feely and likes annoying peter dropping hints abt his arms feeling lonely and his chest feeling cold till he’s just like OH COME HERE THEN

who makes the bed: you can’t put these stereotypes on sirius and peter because they’re just too complicated for that … i cant imagine sirius or peter fully devoting jobs to each other eg. one cleans the house and one cooks ( though in the latter i can see peter cooking more because of his family background and the fact that he doesn’t trust sirius within a 10 mile radius of a stove ) but i guess they both just make the bed with charms. sometimes peter fluffs up the pillows because the spells dont do that enough for him but sirius just isn’t fazed by little things like that he’ll sleep anywhere enduring any conditions

who wakes up first: sirius takes after his dog form in a way ( and if you have a dog you’ll know they wake up super early and whine and whine and whine ) i’m guessing this would stem from when he was younger. i can’t see walburga letting him have a lie in so he’s got it engrained in his mind and probably wakes up far earlier than peter who, if given the chance, would sleep for the entire day without any qualms. 

who has the weird taste in music: ummmm . peter? since sirius probably wasn’t exposed to a lot of good or bad music during his earlier years since his familyw as all anti-muggle; wizard bands would probably be the standard for him until he meets the marauders which wouldn’t be considered weird to a wizard. peter is quite diverse with his music tastes so it’s not unusual for him to have a lil bit of classical music on vinyls and have a heavily influenced musical style from his mother who was a muggle living in the 50′s / 60′s. ppl like ray charles, elvis presley, simon and garfunkel. i guess he’d have a more outdated taste in music than weird.

who is more protective: BOTH. i know you’d probably expect me to say sirius here, but peter’s protective in ways that wouldn’t be him screaming at the top of his lungs when people try and piss sirius off. sirius would undoubtedly be hot headed and overly protective over any of the marauders period, telling people to fuck off if they call peter weird or make fun of his gaunt features. but peter would be the more brooding type that would let it fester and wouldn’t forget what the person did if they did anything to sirius. ( v. slytherin in a way ) that dude who called him a blood traitor passing by in the corridors? when he was paired next to peter he foiled his potions exam completely. the last person who broke his heart and found it funny? peter sent them a howler ( with help from remus ) disguising his voice as madam pince and asked them to stop doing inappropriate things in the library, there will be severe consequences, embarrassing them in front of the whole school. who sings in the shower: SIRIUS GOD DAMN he’s good !!! i’ve always cannoned sirius having a nice voice that carries sweetly. peter has recorded him once from outside and played it for the others to hear and tho sirius was blushing james most definitely got all hyped like WE’VE GOT TO START A BAND ASAP. sirius being a hearthrob lead singer. peter would b down

who cries during movies: mf sirius again. peter kind of gets teary eyed if it’s about animals and stuff but sirius just cries at anything, recovers within five minutes after going through an entire box of tissues and then tells peter he’ll kill him if he tells anyone. peter never does

who spends the most while out shopping: im gonna go ahead and say sirius again only because peter hates spending money because he’s never had a lot of money anyways. sirius has that, his inheritance and tbh, it’s kind of a second nature to him to just have everything he wants since he wasn’t like abundantly short on money when he was younger. peter would whine and sirius why do you need to spend 150 pounds on hair care there’s spells for that and sirius just is all dont question my methods of self care i dont question you when you shave your arms every blue moon 

who kisses more roughly: tbh sirius is the main perpetrator but that doesn’t mean he ends up being the roughest. sirius coaxes it out of him like at first he’s little soft nips and crescent shaped marks on his nape as he drags him in to  a searing kiss but once peter’s comfortable enough ( which would obviously take some time ) he’d bite hard enough to draw blood and suck hickeys into the juncture of his neck where he’s most ticklish because peter wants to please !!!! if sirius likes it rough then peter will deliver 

who is more dominate: hooo boy it’s interchangeable. sirius flirts a LOT whether or not he realizes it or not and peter gets really possessive which would probably lead to him kind of showing sirius who he belongs to. but sirius would just be in the mood for being dominant one day and then a bit more vanilla other days so it’s just a matter of who you catch on which day