-Solitarius Lupus-

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

Oh my fucking god the beauty

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

Living??????????

Since God is not helping me @Devil wyd….

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool