now a 2-71

because the POTENTIAL of new to the town mack, taken under will’s wing, and he’s so in awe of him and already halfway in love. then will introduces him to leno, and mack feels so good ‘cause he’s always struggled making friends but this has been easy, he’s already got two! then will invites him to come along to church with him and leno and they’re on the back pew and will and leno show him a good time under the stained glass windows, but he’s just gotta keep quiet and don’t cry, baby, do you want people to see? whilst they both have their big paws on mack. they get him on the little kneeling cushion thing. show him how to pray.

Social media influencing is not real life and people with lives and real relationships (or however they define it) do not feel the need to comment, like, repost every single thing because they are busy living

as a semi-sane adult human being who swore off instagram in 2024 some of you people are under spells with this instagram/snapchat stuff and trying to infer people's relationships from it

have we considered that mack lives like a full life that doesn't revolve around being on social media and making content? have we considered will probably doesn't give a single fuck about who likes his insta posts?

Presenting Helen of Troy:

the way I see the willgabe friendship is that Will and gabe have the type of platonic homoerotic friendship that most straight boys have with that one friend. Like idk how to emphasise this enough. The ones that call each other bro while wanting to be Macbeth and lady Macbeth when reading Shakespeare in English class. The type that would get married drunk and find it funny rather than freak out. That type of stuff

while mack and will have that homoerotic friendship that is actually romantic love. Where you can feel the tension in the air 24/7. Slow blinks and soft voices and almost too tender to just be friendship.

Like. Mack and will could be married in like 20 years time happily with kids and two dogs and people would still look at gabe and will standing next to each other and ask (semi-sarcastically) why they didn’t just marry each other.(and you know Mack would be steaming)

Willgabe: Brooo we should totes get married if we can’t find any chicks that’ll have us in like ten years. Jk…unless? 👀