you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

marisha ray once sneezed so hard she fractured a rib on camera. then matthew mercer locked himself in the hospital bathroom when he took her to get her rib checked out. and now these two idiots almost set their house on fire.

cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god

being my friend means you never have to apologize for texting back late. you can respond four days late or drop off in the middle of a slow conversation and that’s okay! i know you’re busy or tired or just don’t have the energy to text anymore. you can hang up a phone call and start texting me instead. it’s so hard to do social interaction. i get it. send me a meme once a week so i know you’re alive. i love you.

Back in the 1800s you could just show up to a town and be like “I’m a wealthy prince” or “I’m a doctor” and no one checked if you were lying. I was born in the wrong time because in that madness I would thrive

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing