Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

i only transitioned so that i could look hot af in a tshirt and pants

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)