im always seeing people call certain songs or bands “trans culture” and then the band is made of cishet men who dress kinda gay

i'm gettting harry potter ads on grindr :/

she said her mom saw the pic of my ass, which i apologized for like it was my fault but ,,,, mom can get it to .,,,,

my ass got a compliment her mom complimented my ass??

her mom is les and just left her dad oh my god i'm so normal ahhhhhhhhhh

i am... i can't try to hook up with her mom can i... oh my god

i think she's actually setting me up with her mom my pits are dripping sweat im so normal...

i uh, i got her moms number....

i never thought i'd send a cis person a dick pic but mother's know best...

Jennifer is wonderful and she said it's a shame her daughter is over otherwise she'd invite me over and answer the door in lingerie, which is so silly of her

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

Rolling numerous squid into a ball around a south African desert with your friends can achieve a sense of Kalahari Calamari Katamari Camaraderie.

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