sex workers should be allowed to kill their clients if they feel like it

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

i don't want to tell anybody else not to use the term, but it's frustrating how many of the 'dolls' [not fetish dolls] out there are perfectly happy to apply the term to me without asking, but get really really mad when i call me and my trans fem friends 'a bunch of faggots'.

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.