The deadly Songstress

Honk honk

Honk

Honk

I hate

With a passion

Geeses

I had this goose chase me for some reason. It kept honking at us and then began to chase with its wing out and it continued to honk at me. I think it was trying to assert its dominance

It then knocked us on our butt and then it stole our three golden bells that @diary-of-eva gave us. It then ran off with the bells and we gave chase and lost it.

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Second is to note that he lived in a suburban area. And we were in high school.

The logistics of the pumpkin flame thrower is to have a large carved mouth, and a hole in the back for the nozzle of a spray can of your flammable aerosol of choice to fit into. The pumpkin has to be lit by an open flame candle.

The true beauty of it was that it was set up right in front of the bushes at his place, so he could hide inside of them. He could see out of them, but if wearing the right clothing he would blend in. No one would think twice of a young man handing out candy dressed as an army man toy, we lived on a military base.

He did not get to use it, as his parents objected. But he had this planned out. I think he used it once as a proof of concept. A still terrifies me to this day. I hope that back in that suburb, he’s talked about like some local cryptid.

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