Yesterday I had an actual accident. Notmally I don’t number 2 in my nappy unless I’m about to get in the shower and at home, have never done it whilst out that for certain. Anyway yesterday at work I went to greggs to get lunch for me and the receptionist. It was sunny so decided to walk as it’s only a few hundred meters away, got over there and the que was massive. Joined the back and waited. 5-10 mins later I was now inside the building and had a call of kate the receptionist to say the boss was back and could I get her an oval bite. So I’m stood in a que, probably about 10 in front of me and 20-30 behind me when I had the mother of all stomach grumbles it was like an alarm, the guy next to me even commented if I was hungry. As soon as the grumble stopped a wave of anxiety and worry hit me, I could feel it, I was I trouble, this was one of those occasions that I have a few minutes to find a toilet, there are no toilets in this greggs so the nearest toilet is back at work 5 mins walk. So I’m now 5 people to the counter, do I leave or do I stay get the food and hurry back. Obviously I decided to stay otherwise I wouldn’t be telling this story. As I’m ordering food the pressure is getting intense, I am holding back the pressure mounting so much that I’m starting to sweat, whilst trying to communicate with the member of staff, she puts my sandwich in the heater machine and asks me to stand to the side whilst she servers the next customer. That’s when it happened, I literally could not hold it, it started to come out slowly at first, was this happening, am I in a shop full of people shitting in my nappy !! So im coming to terms with the predicament im in, kind of have half a poo in my nappy and seems to have stopped half way out, I clench to try and send it back up but this has the opposite effect, it was like a cork in a bottle as soon as I did this it happened, A train of soft stinky steamy poop unloaded itself into my poor nappy. Im not sure how many people heard it in the shop, there was noise but as I was stood to the side I don’t think many people heard, did have a few people looking in my direction but could have been just the way they stood, if I was still in line then I would have been heard. But my embarrassment was not having this accident in the shop or having to walk back to work, it was having to deliver sandwiches to Kate and Amy at work. I walked back in to work, Kate was easy, she was on the phone so just left her sandwich on the side and ran upstairs, Amy was in her office, I have to walk past her door to get to my office and the toilets she came to great me as I was walking past so had no choice but to stop and hand over her food. By this point I have to say all the movement from walking from greggs walking up stairs etc has made all this runny poo pool at the bottom of my nappy and the smell was coming straight out the back. As soon as Amy opened the door and started speaking to me it hit her, her face clenched and she said Jesus have you shit yourself, I think she said that as a joke to be honest, not expecting me to respond with erm, yes. I then kind of scuttled myself to the toilet with her stood there in shock, I took these pictures in the toilet at work, the damage was bad but the nappies had done there job, everything had been contained, but there was no way I could take them of and get cleaned up, I needed a shower. I sat in the toilet for about 20 mins building up the courage to go back and speak to Amy, knowing full well she would now have told Kate as well. I actually thought I was going to be laughed at but both of them made it as easy as possible to pop home for a shower and change. Not saying anything about it, I’m sure it will come up at Christmas parties though “remember that time you shit yourself at work”. So though I would share this here as I’m now over my embarrassment. The photos don’t really show how bad it was, but trust me it was so bad the poop had made it’s way round to my front and my balls were covered
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