Owen's Obscure Off-putting Oddities

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

* {Today's answer is close to an important date for me....} * {ACTUALLY ! Pretend I didn't say that.}

{Since this one might be difficult, I will allow you guys to ask for ONE HINT if you need it.}

{STATIC} wants you to {the audience} decode this encrypted message! You are permitted to use any tools available to you, but {STATIC} would be happy if you showed your work! You have until JUN 5 to complete this task! When you are finished and believe you have decoded this cipher, submit your answers directly through the askbox.

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field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

{So glad everyone did well!}

{The answer was a little ambiguous about whether it was fourteen or fifteen, which was on me. It's fifteen. So anyone who managed to decode the rhyme, I gave it to you!}

* {Today's answer is close to an important date for me....} * {ACTUALLY ! Pretend I didn't say that.}

{Since this one might be difficult, I will allow you guys to ask for ONE HINT if you need it.}

{STATIC} wants you to {the audience} decode this encrypted message! You are permitted to use any tools available to you, but {STATIC} would be happy if you showed your work! You have until JUN 5 to complete this task! When you are finished and believe you have decoded this cipher, submit your answers directly through the askbox.

REMEMBER:YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS, BUT ANSWER-SHARING IS NOT ALLOWED!