M. Stilinski

@imderek “What... the hell?” Stiles blurted, then started typing again, not bothering to include his outburst in the message. ‘Couples flirt with one another all the time. If you don’t know that, I feel sorry for you.’

Derek had a secret. It was actually a pretty big secret, and he would probably quit as an actor of the full extent of his bad bobby got exposed. After a long day on set he sits down on his computer and opens up on of his favorite fan sights… An ex had introduced him to this life ok? It was kind of addicting- or he was that much of a self centered jerk to be willing yo go on a webform like this with his pictures posted everywhere and talk about himself. It wasn’t really him, though. Just the made up version of him so it was justifiable. Kinda. Apparently the last episode got a lot of bad reviews. Not that Derek really blamed everyone, but he couldn’t help feeling like he needs to defend himself. Choosing a random one to reply to he types, “Yea, but it’s like one of those things once they actually give the fans what they want and they have that crescendo there would be nothing else to lead up to. In tv terms it’s called jumping the shark.”

‘Jumping the shark is when a show is basically all out of ideas and they come up with something really weird that makes no sense to the overall arc of the series. It was named that because of an episode of Happy Days were Fonzie actually jumped over a shark.’ Stiles corrected, sighing as he read over what he had just typed, wanting to make sure it was coherent before he submitted the response. ‘What you’re talking about is called baiting.’

“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

PornHub should create an ad campaign spinoff similar to Snickers. “You’re not you when you’re horny”

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

What the ever loving fuck?!