I like food. A lot.

Fucking brilliance

Awesomeness!

Wow … That’s Balls

When you realize government doesn’t talk to itself and bank on it.

He’s already been outed as a supporter of the police who was just doing this for clout. Here’s a thread about it on Twitter.

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba

I-is that….

This is a nightmare.

@bookishsiren

suck her dick while she plays video games!!!

my mom was talking about how she didn’t like a series of unfortunate events that much because it falls into the “adults are stupid” trope which she doesn’t think is realistic and i… really just don’t know how to explain to her that the point isn’t that adults are stupid, it’s that children don’t get listened to. some of the adults in the series are actually very smart, their problem is that even the good and decent adults in the series seem to staunchly refuse to believe the baudelaire children are just as smart as they are, or that they may know what they’re talking about, out of the sheer fact that the baudelaire children are children. it isn’t always a story of “adults are stupid, kids are smart, kids rule, adults suck,” it’s a story of “children are often mistreated or taken advantage of or at the very least condescended to, and don’t get their voices heard because adults don’t trust them enough to validate a child saying they are in an unfair or even abusive situation”