Fit Freak

THERE’S A BREAKING BAD/DEATH NOTE CROSSOVER FANFIC AND IT’S NOT EVEN CALLED METH NOTE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT THEN

Love a hairy ass 👅👅👅

So do I

Very sexy!!

hoT

I saw my penis wearing a hat the other day. I mean, that's perfectly fine. If my penis chooses to wear a hat I won't judge. Me and my penis are pals and the last thing I want to be is controlling. It started of with just a simple baseball cap. I shrugged it off and went on with my business. The next day I noticed it was wearing a top hat. I have never even seen a top hat in my real life before?? let alone a tiny penis top hat. I was shook. But I caught myself, I can't let petty reasons keep me down, and what harm is wearing a top hat? I shrugged it off. This morning, as I woke, slowly I looked down. On top of my penis, was a party hat... Is my penis going to parties now? Without me?! Why does my penis have more of a social life than me!

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.