Hate that it’s canon that Trian is hot and a slut
“His youthful good looks and charming manner ensured that, though unmarried, he rarely spent a night in bed alone, unless he wanted.”
Like I did not need to know this about the castle wizard, book.
…This ALSO implies that Alfred was well aware of this fact about Trian, given the framing of the books. Thanks! I hate it!












