Ghoulishly Glamorous!

Had to hide all of my trinkets and baubles and whatever I have away, just found a Collecter Nest underneath my house. And no, not the people who take valuables for compensation, or those people who keep every known memorabilia of a certain franchise or whatnot, im talking about those nasty little pests that have bug eyes, matten fur, and long gangly limbs. you know, those guys that look The Gremlins with legs as skinny as a heron's. I gotta find a way to chase them off. Hubert said that he knows nothing about these things, that they just appeared one day.

@skeletons0up honey do we need to contact an exterminator or something? this sounds like a violation of some code or other

thats just my Collector collection. dont worry i have trained them. their names are all Marcus

... How many wounds do you have? surely you are on the cusp of death.. they are too hostile- WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Had to hide all of my trinkets and baubles and whatever I have away, just found a Collecter Nest underneath my house. And no, not the people who take valuables for compensation, or those people who keep every known memorabilia of a certain franchise or whatnot, im talking about those nasty little pests that have bug eyes, matten fur, and long gangly limbs. you know, those guys that look The Gremlins with legs as skinny as a heron's. I gotta find a way to chase them off. Hubert said that he knows nothing about these things, that they just appeared one day.

@skeletons0up honey do we need to contact an exterminator or something? this sounds like a violation of some code or other

How dare you assume we can just "Kill them," Mother!? They may be pests, but since they appeared out of nowhere, they are critically endangered! DOES MY MOTHER SUPPORT THE EXTINCTION OF A NEW, VULNERABLE SPECIES!?

maybe i could adopt a few instead but they need to get out of your house it’s not safe who knows what might happen

Bad idea. They are very hostile, I hear there have been a few reported deaths to these things. I wouldn't even try taming them. I'll just flood them out and they'll leave. I hope there are only like... 3 of them in there...

Had to hide all of my trinkets and baubles and whatever I have away, just found a Collecter Nest underneath my house. And no, not the people who take valuables for compensation, or those people who keep every known memorabilia of a certain franchise or whatnot, im talking about those nasty little pests that have bug eyes, matten fur, and long gangly limbs. you know, those guys that look The Gremlins with legs as skinny as a heron's. I gotta find a way to chase them off. Hubert said that he knows nothing about these things, that they just appeared one day.

@skeletons0up honey do we need to contact an exterminator or something? this sounds like a violation of some code or other

How dare you assume we can just "Kill them," Mother!? They may be pests, but since they appeared out of nowhere, they are critically endangered! DOES MY MOTHER SUPPORT THE EXTINCTION OF A NEW, VULNERABLE SPECIES!?

Hubert says he'll be back tonight.

i’m not sure i approve of this hubert person. i’m glad you’re making friends, but he seems like a bit of a bad influence :(

Hubert did not like that.

honey does someone need to come check on you?

Hubert said not to let anyone in, and to keep anyone from coming over. I can't put you at risk of... whatever is out there.

I am a living being guys hahahahahahaha

Hubert says I'm both in between corporeal and rotting but that might be one of his sick jokes im always questioning his words but going along with them... anyways have a nice living!

Hubert speaks to me in my wickedly sick head. He told me to get Tumblr. He never specified if it was a blessing or a curse but i take it as both, but it's a percentage that i refuse to elaborate the specific numbers. Oh Hubert is an owl btw, not the one in the pfp but he says it's good enough.

it brings a tear to my eye to see the day when my own son finally becomes a tumblrina

we’ve raised such wonderful children

other mother????

Hubert speaks to me in my wickedly sick head. He told me to get Tumblr. He never specified if it was a blessing or a curse but i take it as both, but it's a percentage that i refuse to elaborate the specific numbers. Oh Hubert is an owl btw, not the one in the pfp but he says it's good enough.

it brings a tear to my eye to see the day when my own son finally becomes a tumblrina

Hubert says this is one of my three moms and yet ive never met this one, let alone any of them (do I have parents???) Anyways what Hubert wishes I must follow.