don’t be embarrassed by who you are - being talkative and bubbly is lovely, being quiet and shy is beautiful - you should never be ashamed

To all of you out there writing long ass...carefully cultivated...painstakingly characterized...thoughtfully written fanfictions...I see you and I appreciate the everliving shit outta you.

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

If any nurses/retail workers/doctors/... are following me, I just want to thank you all for your service. I know you're overworked and probably underpaid, but without you, this outbreak would be even worse.

Those am him leafs

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

for every note, I will tell my dog I love her

I was walking somewhere and it hit me out of nowhere that I’ve survived everything that’s ever scared or intimidated or harmed me in life

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy