Dewflower's Ward

While I have been active for over a decade. Exposing dozens of criminals and hack artists, while keeping a flawless record of never being wrong. (SPECIFICALLY when called out people. I'm plenty wrong elsewhere.) Along with an amusing assortment of pointless titles and "world's firsts".

The dumbest -200 IQ event I've been a part of. Isn't when people rushed to defend fraud or anything like that. Or when anti-LGBTQ people were hailed as LGBTQ icons. Or any of the thousands of blatant hypocrisy elements.

No, no. It was when "the elite" of several fandoms challenged me, to once and for all: PROVE that loli vag is superior. And the ONLY option. And just... got fucking decimated. The floors were wiped when they couldn't provide pussy. A lot by walkover. Which... just adds to the irony. As I guess none of them thought I'd show up?

While that part IS very dumb. The "trump card" is where the "whatthefuckery?" truly shines. At first: No fucks were given. Like: These are people that constantly lie, make fake kickstarters, run off with money, etc. Like the saying goes: Unless they kill a bunch of children: No-one will care. (The "nobody cares!" myth is a kinda funny side-track... but not what we are here for. But in short: People that claim that; are THE ones that care THE MOST in nearly all cases.) Online fame gives you tons of free passes.

But no: For SOME reason. Several of these artists actually cared that they got beat by some random nobody. (Last I heard, quite a few of them are still in the cabal against me. Was around a month ago I had one of my contacts mention they were approached by several people DESPERATE to get that contact to cut me off because "trust me bro! She is mean! DO NOT listen or look at any evidence she has!") And like, made a big deal out of it. Kinda Streisand effect.

But positive. As, you see: They told all their followers that they were too stupid, lazy and inept to be able to learn how to draw proper female anatomy. UNLIKE: Me! (And a few others) And like: I knew what side of the vulva was up. I knew where women pee from. I know where the vulva is located. FUCKING NERD! Some event went as far as directly tell their followers that: If they had to learn how to draw pussy: They would have to start offering their clients service for female characters. And that was like... a bummer. Cuz so far: None of their customers had a standard for female anatomy. And they don't want to have to give people their money's worth for female characters.

Which is like... a south park episode plot... How DARE people expect to get what they paid for? And like... this shit WORKED. THAT is the dumbest fucking part. People rallied behind artists rights to be useless at drawing female anatomy. (But NOT male. Males MUST be of high quality and standards.) And people MUST be allowed to discriminate towards female characters. And ONLY female characters. Male characters have RIGHTS dammit! And it just... became more okay to mock anyone that wasn't too lazy/inept to learn female anatomy. Like, "vagina expert" became a slur to anyone that was "arrogant" enough to put effort into their females.

Not super wide spread, since penis superiority and genital roles are already deeply ingrained in these fandoms. But: It's STILL fucking wild that a group within a profession can go "We are too shit at our job to provide a bare minimum standard. So: Can you please shame the people in our profession that can actually do what they are paid for and advertise being able to perform?" and people just... did it. Despite it being [b]completely unacceptable[/b] to do with ANY other aspect of that profession.

Like... I can claim to be a "lesbian artist", (as in: draws lesbian) be [b]utterly[/b] fucking shit at it. And people MUST still respect my claim, or be lynched for hate speech. BUT: If I try that shit and claim to be a "gay artist". I WOULD be fucking (rightfully) lynched for being unable to provide what I claimed. But as said: Due to decades of it: It's just commonly accepted that you can be worthless at doing females. Which probably made this whole thing easier. Not any less stupid, mind you. Just easier.

That was easily my "Okay, people are a lost fucking cause." moment. I really thought I had that moment in times where I like: Exposed a fake kickstarter, that the guy ran off with all the money, never delivered, and now: They are BACK for more money. But no: People were fine with that. "Fraud is just a business model". Artists admitting to stealing from their customers. Doing a shit job on purpose because "my fans are too stupid to have a standard". As said: Unless I could prove they murdered children: No-one gave a fuck.

So yeah. It being normalized to shame people as "vagina experts"... that took the cake for me.Primarily over how absurd it is. As: Imagine it in ANY other profession or hobby. "Lol! Dave is a keybind expert! This fucking loser knows how to use keybinds! And he's top 10 in the game, NERD!" or "Ha! Guys! Tiffany knows how to BOIL WATER! Fucking lame culinary expert!". It's just wild. I know there are no standards for female anatomy within porn. But that is a new level xD

It reminds me of that "I know the bar is SO low it's a tripping hazard in hell... but do you HAVE to compete with the devil in limbo?". Not too far off when I exposed, and poked fun at several people for only being able to draw hyper dick dudes raping lolies. And they threatened me. Which was like... "What are you gonna do? Draw hyper dudes raping lolies?" which only made them stomp off in a tantrum. Which, at least isn't running away crying I guess? xP

Ah well. At least I've come far enough to realize that the vast majority of people don't care about the truth. Only what makes them feel good. And objective facts can't change that. Just like real life. You can't change the mind of most delusional people, cultists or what have you.  No evidence will ever be good enough. And with porn... the tropes are deeply ingrained too. Best you can do is try to avoid others falling into that trap.

Also porn: So, there exist a total of ZERO porn comics or animations in the ENTIRE universe that features ANY IP girl that has the bare bones requirement of: "Has imposing genitals, is dominant, cums the mostest." for a generic cookie cutter comic.

It’s me, role reversing these characters against what the internet allows~

To cut it down to size: It refers to when people decide to support someone, regardless of what said person has done. Simply because: They are good at drawing penises.

Like, literally everything else is irrelevant.

And not just talking about people that are utterly inept at drawing ex: females, that are somehow invited to an art folio... about drawing females. I mean, we're talking "So, what do you draw? - Gay men having anal sex. - Oh man! You'd be PERFECT for this lesbian art folio I'm making!" (Which is their own kind of special.)

But we're mostly talking about the people, that was exposed as doing shady shit... yet still get support.

Like for example:

Scammed the people behind their crowd funded projects. Running away with $1000+. And... no-one cared they got defrauded, and keep supporting them.

Was convicted of [stuff involving minors] and sentenced... people gave 0 fucks, since "well, they DO still draw nice dicks!" and acted like nothing happened.

Was exposed for having f*d their dog. Same story. "Yes, but: They DO draw nice dicks."

It came to light they were extremely... let's leave it at "discriminatory". With people defending their right to discriminate. But also how it ONLY applied if you didn't do it towards penises.

Not having updated their patreon for over a year. (And not like, abandoned. But telling their fans they are too lazy to do anything, and calling them suckers for still giving them money.)

That's just a sample size of different, despicable people. But it's like... what would any of these artists have to do, for these people to drop their support? I mean, honestly: I feel we're at a point where they could get away with murder, and still get undivided love and support from their fans. Simply because they draw high quality dongs.

Noticed that fraudulent “Zebra Love” art folio.

And then someone made a variant that took out all the duplicates, genderswaps and anything that wasn’t “appreciating Zecora”.

The end result is both a bit hilarious and sad.

The lazy hack that made it couldn’t even keep their advertised promises even WITH the genderswaps and duplicates. Now there’s not even half of that.

Seriously: Why try to make a Zecora pack, when you, as the lead artist is too inept+lazy to learn how to draw pussy? (not uncommon MLP wise) And then: you get MORE people that don’t know how to draw it. ATOP people that do 3D, but are too lazy to get pussy models...

There’s at least a few people in there that knows how to draw vag properly. Or simply wanted to show support for Zecora, and not just shit on her. I wish I could say this type of bs was a rare occurrence but alas... the MLP fandom has always considered fraud to be a “business model”.

Let me help break this down a bit.

There are very good reasons, most objective, to why I don't consider laziness or incompetence to be an adequate excuse in art. At least not when charging money for a service, said artist is unable to provide.

1: Imagine you are paying for an art piece. Say you are promised 10 hours of work.

You get 6. Because "Well, you asked for a female." whereas the guy that asked for a male gets 14.

You both paid the exact same amount.

2: Now, imagine in the price, you are promised "any species, any gender". You have free reign to pick ANYTHING you want. Except: If you ask for female. That's it. Choices over.  You're getting a prepubescent human, end of discussion.

But as said: If you ask for a male. You can pick whatever the fuck you want. Even a double rainbow sparkledog dick.

3: If you have any objections to this, you are berated by everyone for being "picky" and a "whiner". Simply for remotely wanting the service you PAID for. Imagine doing this in ANY other profession.

Or better yet: IN this profession. We all know that if someone refused to draw specific penises and short-changed anyone that got a male from them, they'd be fucking found dead within a week.

4: So in short: People that cannot provide a proper, matching pussy are: Failing to deliver on a service they are charging for. REFUSING to learn how to do it correctly. All while bragging how good at it they are.

To be clear: People that offer a discount on the females are okay in my book. As: They charge accordingly. If someone is incapable of doing something to an acceptable level: Knock it off. No-one (sensible) would pay for a service someone can't handle, just because they are good at another service.

5: They are providing an objectively worse service. There's no way around this.

Yes: Some people MAY prefer shittier service. Like: Someone CAN prefer to eat a plain McFeast without the burger, just the buns. But they will be paying the same for someone that got some actual meat and effort put into their product.

At the end of the day: We still have someone that can't offer ANYTHING if you ask for a female. And refuse to lift a finger to provide a good service. But will bend over backwards to give you anything you want if you ask for a male.

It's just a lazy hack that charges the same for ex: A broken Playstation 1 as for a custom made PlayStation 4 because "They're both a Playstation, same thing.". It's not complicated. It's black and white. One is less, the other is more.

1: She constantly falsely advertises her YCH as “any species, any gender”, and similarly to Atryl: Then refuse to draw ANY female that isn’t a loli genital wise. And if caught: deletes the entire post, blocks the person and re-posts it.

2: She has no fucking clue how to draw female genitalia. So, to make up for this, she charges $30 more for female characters. So that it covers the increased cost that she’s putting all her effort into her males. As to her: It’s unfair to charge the male clients for being given a vastly superior service. To cover this up, she only accepts “couple commissions” and has both parties pay 100, instead of 70 for the female and 130 for the male. So it’s more “fair”.

3: So in short: She charges for a service she cannot provide, then shoves the extra cost onto people she refuses to give a quality product.

4: She copy pastes her pussies. Because she’s too lazy to learn how to draw proper ones.Yet charges full price as if she actually did something. If you pay for a female, you can easily get 20 hour less work than if you pay for a male.

1: He “misplaced” a donation of $1000 and asked for a new one.

2: He kickstarted the Castlevania themed MLP flash. Never delivered on it. Never even finished the female model. Did two dick revamps before he was sure “you fuckers” had forgotten about it and left it in the dirt after taking your money.

3: He was in the “Lucid Dream” MLP animation. Promised to draw proper pussy. Then last minute turned in the models and “accidentally forgot” that he wasn’t supposed to draw loli vag. Whoopsie! Too late to change now!

4: He advertises his YCH as “Any species, any gender.” but if you ask for ANYTHING other than pre-teen female. He just goes “I never said any species OF any gender.”.

While I am on a roll. Let's talk about an objective fact: A LOT of artists, try to get a free pass on being inept. Primarily: Only on female genital anatomy.

To explain it plainly: (and: do it how MOST artists operate) Say you just for example: You want a ref sheet for your twin doggos. One male, one female. And, just for example: Say it will cost 80 per sheet. Seems fine so far.

Now, for both characters, you will get back, side and front view, all that standard stuff. So lets skip past that. Now: We come to the genitalia. The male can pick ANY dick design you desire. Horse? Dog? Dragon? 11 dicks? Hyper? Anything goes. They have a folder of 109 different dicks they've drawn. If they can't draw it, they WILL learn. Bending over backwards to get you just what you want. Great. You will get: flaccid, erect, side view. All and all, they will put around 4-8 additional hours.

Then we get to your female char. They ask about the front, side back all that shiz. And then... you get the "finished" product. No asking about vag or anything. You just get the same char, except without genital refs and with a " | " hastily slapped between the legs. And now, for a partial piss take, and some comedy, I will paraphrase an exchange: "This looks great but, you never asked me about their junk? - Oh! I'm so sorry, did they also have a dick? - ...no? - Oh, then what's the problem? Their pussy is right there. - That's not how it looks though. - What do you mean? There's one pussy. - No, theirs look canine, to match their brother. They are the same species after all." and I'll just skip the rant about how "it's zoophilia!" and "it's their preference/style!" or my personal [i]favourite[/i]: "I heard what you said you wanted, but I thought I'd improve it. It looks better this way."

So, in short TL-DR: STOP charging for a service you can't provide. If you spend hours extra on dicks, and can't draw a SINGLE flipping pussy. Don't charge the same for them. If you can't offer or provide ANYTHING. Don't charge as if you can. Either charge more for males, or less for females.

It's not rocket science. Since that's EXACTLY what people [b]demand[/b] if you can't draw their dicks properly. Or: They simply refuse to do business all together. But that's not "allowed" to do in case someone can't draw proper cunts.Then that person is just being "rude" or "picky".

Please stop with this "Any species, any gender" bullshit YCH if you aren't willing or able to draw it. The shitty "I never said any species OF any gender." excuse was old 30 years ago. Either advertise honestly, or admit to being unable to draw pussy for shit. Yes, it can be your "choice" to be worthless at drawing them. But that doesn't give a free pass. All that says is that you [b]choose [/b]to be crap at it.That's nothing to be proud of. And this is a fact, since: The fandom happily bullied and laughed at people that drew equines, that didn't learn how to draw horse dick. Then, suddenly the "it's my preference" apologetics wasn't good enough.It was in fact: Unacceptable.

While I'm not allowed to call anyone out: A certain convicted criminal, that's a pathological lair and enjoys discriminating towards females is a big fan of ALL of this bs. On the flip side: There IS a really good artist that handles this correctly on FA. I won't name numbers since then they are easy to pick out. But I CAN say that they charge around 25 % less for their females. Simply because: They [b][i]cannot[/i][/b] draw pussy on par with their penises. They barely know one design, and they are aware off, and admit that. And thus: Charge accordingly.

It'd be lovely if we stop normalizing this. And stop paying more for less, just because a character doesn't have a dick, and the artist is too lazy to improve. (One certain lazy hack animator ACTUALLY charges more for their females, despite being unable to provide acceptable detail. To quote one of my favourite burns towards them: [i]I have to admit that this pussy looks like someone accidentally slipped with his stylus pen on that area and forgot to erase it.[/i] and they, just for example: Charge $100 for male or female. BUT: They ONLY take commissions in pairs. (IE: minimum 1 male 1 female.) And what they do is: charge 70 for the male, and 130 for the female. But: They have people split the bill. This is because to quote "I don't want people to have to pay more just because they get a better service." so, instead they... make someone else cover the extra costs. Isn't that generous of them? Who wouldn't want to pay $30 extra to cover the cost of someone else's commission?)

To be clear: I'm not asking for a 1:1 ratio here. As ALWAYS and like I've ALWAYS argued for: It should only be "close enough". And it should be by the artists own standards.Like I've always judged art. By their OWN standard. If the artist considers X to be unacceptable, I don't let them get away with doing the Y counterpart.

But, for example: Say it takes an artist 4 hours to draw a dick. If it takes them 30 seconds to draw a pussy... then no. That's not okay. Since, simple: NO-ONE would be okay with paying the same for a 4 hour pussy, as for a 30 second dick.If people aren't okay with X and refuse to feel cheated. Then no-one that gets the counterpart should have to accept it "just because". If the norm doesn't have to accept bullshit and bitch and moan when something exclusively directly negatively affects them, then we have the same rights.

However: If they take 4 hours with that dick, but 3,5 hours with the pussy... or heck, even 2 hours in some cases: Then: Sure. It's close enough within margin, as long as it looks remotely similar. But asking people to pay the same for being allowed to pick basically ANYTHING versus being allowed NOTHING, no choices, no effort. Just a shoddy excuse for a vulva. Just: No. NONE of their customers would accept that if the roles were reversed. And it's been proven time and time again that the snide "nobody cares" remarks are just fake. Those exact same people are the ones throwing tantrums when the things they claim "nobody cares about" aren't exactly to their liking. (Like: Saying nobody cares if a horse has a human genitalia. We added a human dick to a horse. And those guys screeched for months about it. Clearly a sign of how little they care. In fact: They cared so little they only bawled multiple times per week about it.)

And other certain AAA companies. I mean, think about it: They want to defraud customers. Aggressively monetize and not give a flying fuck about quality. They'd be PERFECT for porn. I mean, lets be honest here: I haven't been wrong once in over a decade when it comes to calling out fraud, false advertisement or overall incompetence. And who do people side with 19/20 times? Whomever is more famous or their feelings regardless of facts.

They'd be a slam dunk. Lets just take some of the fine examples of the shit the R34 community has pulled over the years, and how people have staunchly defended fraud as "just a business model" and how discrimination and shipping half-baked products is just a "style". (ESPECIALLY in the MLP fandom) - Sell a censored demo of a porn folio for full price (I think it was roughly $20) and then demand another $10 to download the "DLC" for the "Deluxe edition" that contained the ACTUAL art and not just the censored versions. Then their "customer support" going. "Sorry if you didn't like that we scammed you but... we DO already have your money so... either fuck off or give us more money.". - Sell a "futa folio" containing 0 futa. - The fuckton of kickstarted games that never delivered. Or simply hoped you'd forget. - The similar fuckton of crowdfunded games that promised you the moon, then about 10-20 % in, cancelled and asked you to crowdfund the sequel. And people did, like the good little cattle they are.

- Promising people a female PC (or sometimes male) in their porn game, then completely did a 180 with the content of the game. Not even remotely being the same experience. Or just getting like, 3 animations in, then scrapping the idea. - Holding paid "raffles" where you throw money at them for a chance to win a commission. Hey, since loot boxes might get banned, they can just embrace this "surprise mechanic" of the porn fandom :D - Falsely advertise their content, out the ass. Like: Promising there is ZERO dicks in this art folio. Then when people call them out on it, as there's a ton of dicks in it: Straight up lie and deny there being dicks in it. Then do the EXACT SAME THING for the 3 sequels. Each time slandering and harassing the critics who show irrefutably proof there IS indeed dicks in this folio. - Straight up falsely advertise more: Promise people say... 37 pictures in a folio. Then, when it turns out there is 4 pictures and 33 edits like "with glasses, without glasses". Then have people say that the folio was complete shit or how "their regular art is MUCH better", which people did for nearly EVERY. SINGLE. FOLIO. Yet: They were gonna purchase the next one. Almost like annual releases...

- Even more false advertisement. Promise people a lesbian incest folio and take pre-orders. Then last minute reveal that it's actually gay incest, psyche! Lol. (Though, for some reason, this is the ONLY folio I have seen fans get upset about. And the artist even offered a refund to those that wanted it.) - Promise people a "comic folio" in full colour. Then turn out that 80 % of the comics are 1-2 pages, most in B&W (Hey, black and white ARE colours!), some just being as short as 3 panels. But, they're TECHNICALLY comics, so... - Sell a half-baked folio where they don't even finish the nude versions, just leaving it with placeholder sketches for genitals. Then claiming they are trying a "new style": Incompetence/Laziness. That they cba to finish it. And, unless above 50 % of customers complain, they wont bother to do shit. Oh, and no refunds. They also used a fake email for "customer support". (Like the majority of the major MLP folios.) - Selling a fuckton of commissions, then never deliver. Or, give a shitty compromise like "I know you paid me for a full colour with shading. Buuut... I don't feel like drawing it. So I'm offering you a 5 minute doodle instead. Take it or leave it." And people being grateful for it. Since hey: They got something out of it, and they DID get art from a “brand artist”.

And we can't forget gold like: - People defending an artists right to ex: Refuse to draw black women for the reasoning: "I only draw normal, attractive women" and claim that reasoning is perfectly valid, "just a preference" and in no way discriminatory. - Artists charging hidden fee's. Like: Claiming a character is ex: 100$. BUT: If you ask for a female. You pay 130. And if you ask for a male, you pay 70. Since: They want to put more effort and detail into their males. But: They consider it unfair to charge more simply because they give males a far superior model with effort and detail. But: They don't want to charge people that ask for males more, as that would be "unfair". But, since they ARE putting 5 times more on the males, they NEED to cover that extra cost. So: They did the only sensible thing: Charge the people that ask for females more to cover the cost. Despite copy pasting their female's genitalia to save time. - Artists doing "YCH's" and offer "Any species, any gender!" but, ONLY if you ask for males. If you ask for a female: You may ONLY choose a human loli. And if you call them out on it: You're either blocked, or get the excuse "I never claimed you could pick any species OF any gender!". - Artists hiding behind "incompetence is a style!" or "nobody cares!" to get away with shit that can't get away with in any other circumstance. Or specifically: It's ONLY acceptable for the specific topic they are completely useless at. Like how you can use "You can't put a HUMAN genital on a horse, that would look retarded!" and "You can't put a horse genital on a horse! That's zoophilia you sick fuck!" in the same sentence, and people not see any contradictions with that. In order to defend being a lazy hack that DEMANDS on drawing horse dick, but REFUSE to learn how to draw proper horsecunt. But you know: Lets just ignore the facts that if you try to pull that shit to excuse drawing ex: shota penis on a horse, along with hyper horsecunt, you basically get lynched. Since it's NOT okay to be utter shit at drawing dicks in this fandom, but its totally fine to be at a pre-school level of drawing pussy, able to do ONE model. When you draw dicks at academic levels. Since you know: You can charge the same for a 4 hour penis as for a 30 second vulva. They're both equal as you get "one genital" regardless. Lets not care that if you'd try giving people the same deal, but 4 hours vulva for the same price as a 30 second penis, you'd be found at the bottom of the gulf of Mexico xD But you know: There's NO bias here xP

Primarily over how fraud is normalized as a "business model". How people look up to criminals because "they're famous" and outright ignore behaviour they would never tolerate if it was anyone else. And how people fully embrace to shoot the messenger. And ofc, the whole "My feelings don't care about your facts" schpeal.  (It says something when people rather trust a pathological lair, over a source that has never been wrong in the past 10 years. Then again, we got people that trust companies like EA, after they get caught in their 51'th lie in a row. Solely because they [b]might[/b] not be lying this time.)

While not [i]the[/i] fandom, I was pleasantly surprised to see the gamer fandom start to finally get upset over false advertisement and anti-consumer practices. Whereas the furry+pony fandom cheer and praise both of these as simply "savvy moves". I mean, you can currently on FA offer to draw a "Any species, any gender" YCH on FA, then refuse to draw anything but male dogs, calling anything else "grotesque" or w/e you feel like. And: If anyone calls you out on it. You can simply get them banned for "harassment". Because calling out lies is very offensive and can harm sales.

I can get wanting to avoid confrontations. But that rule is being abused as fuck by dishonest players. Especially combined with the whole "we won't get involved if anyone on the site commits fraud". We shouldn't have to go to sites like "artists beware" just to figure out if someone is legitimate or not. Or how it shouldn't be a "thing" that 100 % of major (big name) MLP folios featuring females up until 2018 were ALL fraudulent/scams. Not a single one cut it. Either lying about the content. Not containing the promised content. And/or just having unacceptable lack of quality.

Look, I've tried just about everything. Being nice, being a dick, being blunt and everything in between. Nothing works. People straight up ignores irrefutable facts, discrimination or basically anything, as long as they aren't personally directly negatively affected by it. While its illegal to name names, I can bring up a few occasions when someone within the fandom was publicly exposed as a particularly despicable individual irl. And most their fans STILL just went "Yeah... but I like how they draw hyper dicks so..."

Recently ran into yet another person (or, actually a bunch, but one in particular flipped their shit) utterly inept at drawing female genitalia, and refusing to learn how to draw it properly. The usual stuff, incompetence, laziness and hypocrisy. Despite the fact they REFUSE to be that lazy with their penises. Because, you know: People are actually allowed to have standards when it comes to those. Not allowed to complain that an artist only puts 30 seconds into a vag and draws it on the abdomen, when they take 4 hours on a penis. But god forbid if they draw that 28 inch sparkledog dick as 27 inch.

Seriously. What will it take for some people to change their mind? Is it even possible to reach them? Or are they just too far gone? I mean, ffs: We have people in this fandom that unironically, and 100 % seriously argue for shit like: That they HAVE to be allowed to draw loli's, because "it's just a fetish", but at the same time they shriek about how shota HAS to be banned for "being child porn". With no irony at all. Or how "you can't put a human genital on a horse, that would look retarded", then, those stupid fucks go and go exactly that. Then turn around and say that they can't give a horse a horsecunt, "because that would be zoophilia.". Or to take another nugget "All girls I draw just so happen to WANT to be sexually abused. Because it COULD happen, therefore: it does. Which means what I draw is actually femdom! Because the males are doing what the females want." or the classic "Well, before I genderswapped her into a dude, she was originally female... that makes this lesbian porn.".

There's literally not enough deep breaths for this retardation. To take another favourite: Almost every. single. popfur in the MLP and furry fandom, AND their fans would REFUSE to ever accept or be willing to pay for their services, if the quality and selection of their males, was downgraded to what they offer for their females. Like, let that sink in: Their offer for females is so pathetic, that they'd lose [b]ALL[/b] their customers. (For most of them. according to the surveys and current factual statistics.) They wouldn't even be willing [i]themselves[/i] to pay for their work. And THAT, people find reasonable? Try to apply that to [b]any[/b] other type of business. It wouldn't fly. At all.

A friend of mine pointed out something that I found funny: One of my roles in this fandom has basically been me going around to couples, and showing them irrefutable proof that their partner is cheating on them.

Whether its photo evidence, chat logs or what have you. For over a decade, I haven’t been wrong once. And the majority of people that try to claim I am lying, are proven pathological lairs, or have a history of cheating with their partners. So they have no leg to stand on against the objective truth. And people’s response is to go living and scream at the top of their lungs at me, for “ruining their relationship!” because “they were doing fine until I brought this to their attention.”. 

And go on a tirade about how this is all my fault. And how they were gonna get married and shit. But because I had to go and flap my lips, and expose that they were fucking their best friend, or stealing money from them or what have you. Then I’m simply the worst for "hating love”. Since: If I simply hadn’t told them their partner was paying people, with money they stole from their partner, to suck his dick behind their back, no-one would have a problem with it. And it’s 100 % my fault for letting them know about it.

Ah, it’s like watching people try to defend anti-consumer practices and/or trickle down economics or etc, proven to be shit, just cuz they gotta defend their “daddy” and “trigger the opposition” xP

Feels like with all the readily available info nowadays, people should be able to launch an argument that doesn’t crumble against itself. Yet people still use the same old shit that was debunked 20 years ago. (Like, time and against people tell me that they would refuse to give an artist ANY money if they didn’t draw their exact, specific sparkle-dog dick. Then flips 180 and whines on me that customers shouldn’t be allowed to refuse their business just because an artist doesn’t know how to draw proper pussy. And its rude to expect service.) The special pleading fallacy was old and shit back 2000+ years ago when it was invented. Its not made any better by people demanding that furry artists HAVE to draw animal penis. Then flip the usual 180, and argue that if anyone doesn’t want to learn how to draw non-loli pussy, they should be allowed to be inept, because that’s a “style”.

Just another open letter for vent purposes regarding some of their latest uploads:

This. If you actually could bother to put even 25 % of the effort into your hyper dicks, into your pussies, you wouldn't even be a criminal by now. While you've never drawn a proper pussy, (technically aside from two times you did the bare minimum and actually drew human ones.) you CAN clearly put time and attention into your work.

So: How about you stop getting people that purchase females from you to pay ~30 % of the upfront cost of those that purchase males from you? You know: Actually provide an acceptable service for what people PAY you to do? Do your job instead of finding shitty excuses to refuse to deliver a quality product?

I know you're proud to brag that your fans are too stupid to have a standard. (Like most confirmed hacks in this fandom) But, that shouldn't be something to boast about. Just because you are scamming your customer via false advertisement, discrimination and fraud.

I never quite understood why some artists brag about being inept.

Like, they are good at a few things. But why try to uplift those they are shit as as their magnum opus? xD Like, sure. You can’t draw female genitalia or focus for shit. But why wave that around like a badge? I’d personally much rather try to focus on the stylized parts.

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