Ajax’s Typewriter

They’re stuck in a predicament where Zhongli has to go to work but Childe doesn’t want him to.

Childe: Don’t leave me!!! Please! Call in sick!

Zhongli: I don’t want to lie about being sick but I’m getting sick of your antics.

They’re on a meditation retreat!

Childe and Zhongli are at the church of Favonius!

Childe: I want to pray to Barsibatos

Zhongli: Who?

Childe: Barsibatos, the twink archon. I pray to gain strength and agility as swift as the wind to defeat my teacher one day in battle.

Zhongli: You should pray to me instead

Childe: What? Why?

Zhongli: I won the archon war in Liyue. Is that more than enough reason?

Zhongli: “We’re standing next to a replica of a synagogue, a holy place of worship”

Childe: “Can I worship you?”

Childe: “This is a nice marsh, sometimes I come here to clear my head.”

The cherry blossoms are still blooming late into spring!

Zhongli: “Childe, can I bother you with a request?”

Childe: “Your wish is my command!”

Zhongli: “Could you assist me in harvesting the cherry blossoms petals? I intend to use them as ingredients for sakura tea.”

Childe: “Say no more.”

*Childe, with his massive strength, shakes the trees until all the cherry blossom petals fall off*