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Valentine’s day special!

what is waiting for u on Valentine’s day??

I predict that…

@steakbatter draws him pretty pissed off too I have to give credit where it’s due (they draw my favorite John actually not gonna lie, probably where most of my headcanon inspiration came from). 

He’s definitely a goofball, but being a goofball myself I’m pretty fucking angry all the time, so that might be projecting alongside the fact that he blows up in canon. He’s trying. I headcanon him as Korean and kind of like. Y’know. I’ll just draw it hold on.

He has asthma and literally cannot get a brush to go through his hair. It just manages to look kind of okay. Either the hammer is heavy or he didn’t even notice it’s heavy because I MEAN if Jane can flip a table one-handed whose to say he can’t swing a big hammer around no biggy.