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After showing her a photo of him, my boss really sympathized and saw to it that I got maternity leave, and then had the option to work from home. Maternity leave was a godsend. It allowed me to really focus on lactation and make sure that Johnnycakes was following the new house rules. Like no big boy words. Now when I'm working in my home office I can make sure he's getting his tummy time. Little Johnny is a big hit in web meetings.

As I'm about to be this guy's new Daddy, it was actually Sarah who suggested I take the little slugger out to a game. We missed the bottom of the third inning when he leaked all over his little shorts. Too bad I didn't bring an extra pair.

You know, I thought he'd have a meltdown based on how much he cried when I moved him from our bedroom into his nursery, but I think he's starting to become pretty complacent. He didn't even complain when I put him down for bed at 7:00. You like your crib, don't you, sweetie? Like there's any other option.

"Remember, babe, when this guy used to cry and blubber when he filled his Pampers, begging to be changed? Baby Brain here has apparently been sittin' in a stinky one for a while now. But that ain't any surprise. I bet he doesn't even remember being your husband anymore. No, you go finish your glass of wine. This Daddy is goin' to get his boy straightened out."

I GOTTA PLAY PEN

Hey! Um.....do you wanna play with me??? I have Legos and hot wheels and stuff 🥺 it's ok if you don't wanna 🥺

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So, I got dressed in my GoodNite like a good boy for the day (top row). I was okay for awhile, but Daddy wouldn’t change me. And, of course I kept going potty in my GN. By the end of the day, I might as well have not worn a diaper.

Goodnight catching all the piss

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