Isaiah 1:17

I feel like I can legitimately sue half of you for the things you make me read

happy thursday. i have been killed in a psychic attack

let me get one thing fucking straight. im fucking maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, fucking insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week

*runs sexily from the governmence *

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

No offense but you will never know me

Extremely tall women are so dreamy. If I have to tilt my head slightly to look up at you??? That’s a good thing.

some random anon: hey i havent seen u condemn murder on ur blog? do u support homicide?

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.