'cuz only bitches wear prada

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honestly you’re killin’ me smalls

you’re too cute honestly 

i thought you liked 5 seconds of summer?

SHE’S KINDA HOT THO

SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN BURY ME TILL I CONFESS

so i'm walkin' up to the vending machine right and i'm standing behind this kid who has to be like my age or younger and he's just minding his own business trying to get some chips and he puts in his dollar i'm waiting all casually he clicks the number for some sun funyuns or something and he's waiting and we're both watchin' the bag drop but right before it tilts over and smashes down on the ground of that vending machine so the kid can take his chips it stops and the vending machine just stalls like that for like a solid 20 seconds and we both just stared and he peeked behind him like "are you seeing this" and i just stared at him like "yeah i'm seein' this" so anyway after a couple more seconds he grabbed the vending machine and tried shakin' it right because that's what any normal person would do if their chips got suck and he tried banging on it and shit and no luck so finally he just like punched the number pad because he was pissed naturally and suddenly ALL THESE CHIPS JUST STARTED FUCKING FALLING FROM THE VENDING MACHINE and it just malfunctioned so bad so like half the vending machine was emptied of chips at that point so we were like the only two people watching and when it was over and everything was quiet he was just like "so uh wanna split this or" and of course i said hell yeah i do so now i have like 50 bags of what could probably be illegally obtained vending machine goodies who wants to smash them with me 

where did you come from

wait