CRUSH PUNY AUTOBOTS!

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

Hook: Mmmf, most undignified.

Scrapper: .. eh, I could get into it.

Mixmaster: Yes, yes~ but is it energon or is it something a little stronger? Their plating sizzles until your glossa dips right in!

Bonecrusher: Frag playin’ with it, give me the food.

Long Haul: That’s not what you said last night..

There are not enough words in Cybertronian, Earthlish, or bad slang from either language to describe how much Bonecrusher hates his life right now.

This just in: being confined to base is BORING AS SLAG.

Everyone else gets to go to the new Cybertron, but apparently, we have to stay here because we made a bridge without authorization.

SHOCKWAVE WENT TO THE NEW CYBERTRON. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? FRAGGIN' "STEWARD OF CYBERTRON" HOPPED ON OVER TO THE WRONG ONE, WHAT FRAGGIN' JOKE.

I'm gonna kill somebody if we don't see some kind of action soon. I am sick to FRAG of Sounders peekin' in on us every two nanos to make sure we're not "up to anything". Frag off, fragface.

I think Mix is havin' some kind of withdrawals. He keeps whining and drawing thin Seeker wings in energon.

By the way, they brought back a fragton of Energon, so there's that.

The Autobots are kind of fragged off that they don't have an easy out on us anymore. It ain't got any easier with everybody partying on the wrong damn planet, though.

Devastator keeps wantin' out. He's the last line of defense, and he don't like bein' trapped any more than we do.

M'gonna go pound a few holes in somethin' livin' before I snap.

Testing has been underway for two months now.

It appears Shockwave's adjustments have upped the already high chance of malfunctions during operations. He was always so much more careless than Megatron believed him to be.

Pah.

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[begin new entry]

A particularly horrendous accident wiped out the power for a good twenty megacycles. 

When power was back online.. Skywarp was standing there. Not our Skywarp. Smaller, skinnier, no brand, holding a seekerlet. He was immediately brought to Lord Megatron for questioning.

He apparently hails from a Cybertron that was never ravaged by our War, and he requires assistance taking revenge on the current Queen of Vos, his "brother" Starscream. 

Plans have been made for a scouting party to infiltrate this Cybertron and take command once the "family business" has been sorted out. 

Starscream himself naturally volunteered to lead the expedition. 

Lord Megatron will be accompanying him to ACTUALLY lead the expedition. 

Tentative additional roster includes the rest of the Elite Trine, Conehead Seekers, the Combaticons - lucky bastards - and Soundwave will be sending Laserbeak and Rumble in his stead.

The rest of us will remain on Earth to keep the Autobots in check and make sure the space bridge doesn't crash and burn before the expedition is complete.

Current space bridge repairs will take approximately a month. All personnel are advised to double resource gathering efforts in preparation for the expedition.