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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XHTdaWXeUg&feature=youtu.be
反応が嬉しくてニコ動にうpしたものをちょっと修正してyoutubeにもうpしちゃいました。
宜しければお付き合いください。
I uploaded it!
Please watch, if you are free!

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Bonecrusher: You idiots dead yet?
Swindle: I think any response will answer that question for you.
Bonecrusher: … y’know what. I wanna say you’re ALL midgets n’ leave it at that, Tiny.
Scavenger: We’re just really, really bored ‘cause we got in trouble for hiding a fancy spacebridge from Megatron so we’re confined to base forrr… probably forever. Bonesy griped about it, now he’s scrapin’ barnacles.
Bonecrusher: Scrounge.
Scavenger: You wanna help me out in cheering him up? I’m thinkin’ water puns.
Swindle: You… hid a spacebridge? You have a spacebridge? Why- actually, no. I’m not going to ask.
….
No, I do not want to help. You just have it, Scavenger.
Scavenger: It was a secret project, okay. To see if we could make one ourselves. Mix did something to it, I think, now it can hop dimensions.
Aww, are you sure? I think the water level dropped by a couple inches with how steamed up he’s getting out there. The real trouble is thinking of stuff that actually has to do with barnacles.
…
………
uh. I lost sight of him.
Swindle, if I die, will you guys find a good home for my snake?
What’s the Decepticon Command Trine without Thundercracker?
Crack-a-lackin’
Bonecrusher: ... I'm gonna kill him.

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(( Ok but seriously LOOK AT HOW SHORT VORTEX IS
I actually think this might be a bit shorter than he is in the game? But I’m still going to laugh forever about this. ))
(( BRINGING THIS BACK ))
((... you know it kind of DOES look like they swapped legs))
Bonecrusher: You idiots dead yet?
Swindle: I think any response will answer that question for you.
Bonecrusher: What, did you pick up some stilts?
Scavenger: Or did you guys swap legs??
Bonecrusher: Butt out, Scrounge, I’m talkin’ to the lil’ oilstain. S’only slightly better than barnacle-scrapin’.
Swindle: Ha. Aha ha.
Perhaps in your universe, dimension, what-have-you, there are differences in our height. But in mine, Vortex is the shortest of us.
Now, is there some sort of point to all this?
Bonecrusher: ... y'know what. I wanna say you're ALL midgets n' leave it at that, Tiny.
Scavenger: We're just really, really bored 'cause we got in trouble for hiding a fancy spacebridge from Megatron so we're confined to base forrr... probably forever. Bonesy griped about it, now he's scrapin' barnacles.
Bonecrusher: Scrounge.
Scavenger: You wanna help me out in cheering him up? I'm thinkin' water puns.
Chicken Fries are back.
Scavenger: ... I'm going to need all of those little birdie boxes.
All of you, or whoever feels like answering - food play
fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now
Hook: Mmmf, most undignified.
Scrapper: .. eh, I could get into it.
Mixmaster: Yes, yes~ but is it energon or is it something a little stronger? Their plating sizzles until your glossa dips right in!
Bonecrusher: Frag playin’ with it, give me the food.
Long Haul: That’s not what you said last night..
Scavenger: I thought you’re not supposed to play with your food??
Bonecrusher: You idiots dead yet?
Swindle: I think any response will answer that question for you.
Bonecrusher: Naw, at this point I’m pretty sure yer slagged up enough to start yammerin’ from beyond the grave. Especially you, shortstack.
I can fix that for ya, though.
Swindle: I’m sure you could.
Shortstack? This ain’t Vortex you’re talking to.
Bonecrusher: What, did you pick up some stilts?
Scavenger: Or did you guys swap legs??
Bonecrusher: Butt out, Scrounge, I'm talkin' to the lil' oilstain. S'only slightly better than barnacle-scrapin'.

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GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT
Scale:
fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now
Soundwave says nothing, only points towards an escape hatch in the base walls with a flash of his visor and a small, human-scale shovel in the other hand.
There are not enough words in Cybertronian, Earthlish, or bad slang from either language to describe how much Bonecrusher hates his life right now.
One mildly clean ship flank, coming right up. Extra cursing on the side.
Bonecrusher: You idiots dead yet?
Swindle: I think any response will answer that question for you.
Bonecrusher: Naw, at this point I'm pretty sure yer slagged up enough to start yammerin' from beyond the grave. Especially you, shortstack.
I can fix that for ya, though.
[journal entry unknown]
This just in: being confined to base is BORING AS SLAG.
Everyone else gets to go to the new Cybertron, but apparently, we have to stay here because we made a bridge without authorization.
SHOCKWAVE WENT TO THE NEW CYBERTRON. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? FRAGGIN' "STEWARD OF CYBERTRON" HOPPED ON OVER TO THE WRONG ONE, WHAT FRAGGIN' JOKE.
I'm gonna kill somebody if we don't see some kind of action soon. I am sick to FRAG of Sounders peekin' in on us every two nanos to make sure we're not "up to anything". Frag off, fragface.
I think Mix is havin' some kind of withdrawals. He keeps whining and drawing thin Seeker wings in energon.
By the way, they brought back a fragton of Energon, so there's that.
The Autobots are kind of fragged off that they don't have an easy out on us anymore. It ain't got any easier with everybody partying on the wrong damn planet, though.
Devastator keeps wantin' out. He's the last line of defense, and he don't like bein' trapped any more than we do.
M'gonna go pound a few holes in somethin' livin' before I snap.
[end entry]
((eyyyy blaze it))

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Okay. Now. No strings, never done it before. 5 CONS you'd like to go a round with.
"Thundercracker, Hook, Drag Strip, Blast Off, and Breakdown."
Hook: …
[journal entry #5006-10-13 and #5007-10-13] [encrypted]
Testing has been underway for two months now.
It appears Shockwave's adjustments have upped the already high chance of malfunctions during operations. He was always so much more careless than Megatron believed him to be.
Pah.
[end entry]
[begin new entry]
A particularly horrendous accident wiped out the power for a good twenty megacycles.
When power was back online.. Skywarp was standing there. Not our Skywarp. Smaller, skinnier, no brand, holding a seekerlet. He was immediately brought to Lord Megatron for questioning.
He apparently hails from a Cybertron that was never ravaged by our War, and he requires assistance taking revenge on the current Queen of Vos, his "brother" Starscream.
Plans have been made for a scouting party to infiltrate this Cybertron and take command once the "family business" has been sorted out.
Starscream himself naturally volunteered to lead the expedition.
Lord Megatron will be accompanying him to ACTUALLY lead the expedition.
Tentative additional roster includes the rest of the Elite Trine, Conehead Seekers, the Combaticons - lucky bastards - and Soundwave will be sending Laserbeak and Rumble in his stead.
The rest of us will remain on Earth to keep the Autobots in check and make sure the space bridge doesn't crash and burn before the expedition is complete.
Current space bridge repairs will take approximately a month. All personnel are advised to double resource gathering efforts in preparation for the expedition.
[end entry]