enough is enough? strong words! i know that there is nothing more binding than a pinky promise, love. however, i'm afraid i'll be disappointing you. if i let even the tiniest detail slip, netflix is gonna send someone to take out my knee caps or something equally gruesome.

yes, they are definitely fighting words. be scared. but, think about this- I could take out your knee caps too. it's either me or netflix. who's more intimidating to you?

honestly, i’ve buried myself under a giant, sparkly italian rock and i’m not coming out unless it’s to be rented as wedding decor or to join an elite running squad—so no, coachella didn’t happen for me. even if i blinked twice, you wouldn’t spot me right now. maybe i need to translate that in emoji: 👀 ➡️ 🙈 x2. and oh, i definitely know you could kick butt. i’m terrified, actually.

good to know that when i get married i just have to ask how much and you'll be there. i don't care if i'm not the center of attention- my attention will also be on a standing still harry styles as the centerpiece of my reception. play you off to be the wax figure of yourself that i stole. how are you enjoying the off the grid life? you keeping yourself busy?

like I'm on top of the damn world! and a fucking relief to know that my performances were received with fans and critics alike. put in a lot of work to make my sets memorable and clearly, the effort has paid off. queen of coachella, I like the sound of that. proud to hear it, babe.

hell yeah! i love coachella because each year you see so many people that you watched, or listen to, rise and get up on that stage. it must feel so rewarding and i'm sure you're gonna take some time off now? maybe? or do you still have some energy in you before you take a vacation?

oh no, babes - you've gone and caught a serious case of man flu, have you? for me, a sure cure is to rot in bed with criminal minds on and copious amounts of tea. it probably makes me an old lady somewhat, but a nice cup of earl grey cures most things. and sleep. did you have a good time at coachella? good enough to make the illness worth it, i hope.

Exactly. Now I feel like all the men in my life that i've mommy'ed too hard during their man flus need to step up and give me the same treatment. Oh my god! I haven't thought about Criminal Minds in so long. You just hit me with an ounce of nostalgia, and something to fill up my weekend. But the sickness is so worth it. It's like an extra vacation that feels a little more gross, but the plan was already to be in bed and recover after last weekend anyways. How was yours?

did you have a good time at coachella, girl? i feel like you flew under the radar and i'm a little disappointed that you didn't stop by the 818 booth. would've loved to see you and hang out. but we'll always have next year. how's life treating you now that you're out of the desert? | @deutchzoee

Please forgive me and let me show you my 818 tattoo as a token of forgiveness. I didn't get it for the tequila, but now that you released 818 it has two different meanings and i'd like to think it's cool as fuck and I get to tell people it's because I like tequila, the Kardashians, and my hometown. But my Coachella was good! It was lowkey just running around catching sets and laying by the pool, but I wouldn't change it. A little mini vacation. How was yours?

so how are we feeling post coachella? i have zero idea how i managed to actually survive. i think i'm destined for the couch since i'm actually on a break. also did i hear something about a movie you did called the threesome? because based off the title alone, that sounds interesting! @deutchzoee

I brought back a cold- but worth it! For two weekends of music and shenanigans i'm good laying in bed for a week with a box of tissues and vapor rub. It's like an extra break where I have a good excuse not leaving my house and staying in bed. How are you feeling? Did you like being in the crowd this year, or do you miss being on the big stage? And I did...and it's exactly how it sounds. And because of that, our emails aren't titled The Threesome because that would be real awkward opening that in public in front of wandering eyes.

I like to think that I managed to behave, somewhat. At least that's what I'm going to tell my mom if she asks. How about you? Hope you kept yourself outta trouble. I didn't hear a SOS.

You hesitated. But again- what happens, stays there. All the aftermath that comes with it you pretend to not remember the 'how' it happened. I think I did pretty good for myself. Came home thinking I was a good noodle. Gave myself a gold star. Hey, give me your number. I'll put you down as my emergency contact, but you gotta commit to the SOS. You can't fail me with such sudden faith.

Did you manage succeeding into gaslighting yourself into thinking that it was 60 degrees? Cause if you did then I'm impressed. I could never hate you, Zoe. There was just a lot on my mind while I was out there. And if I passed you, it was simply because I was deep in thought and was on a mission.

No. I got other priorities that i must gaslight myself into thinking. Maybe next year I will and wear a shit ton of sunscreen so the gaslighting won't only be mental, but physical dragging my pale ass home. Hey, i'm teasing you. A long weekend, and a lot to do and see. And ya know- life follows you sometimes. You're okay, right?