SimpleFlips Sentence Starters
Various quotes from stream compilations on SimpleFlips’ channel.
❝ Are you serious? We’re hole-in-one-ing this. ❞
❝ Nothin’ but net, baby! ❞
❝ This didn’t work like I thought it would. ❞
❝ How close was I— I WAS SO CLOSE! ❞
❝ If this is a slope, I’ll cry. ❞
❝ I thought I was dead, like, forty five different times. ❞
❝ Oh, that was a cool thing that was ever happening, ever! ❞
❝ I should be wayyyy dead. I should be as dead as you can get. ❞
❝ I can’t see SHIIIIIIEEEET! ❞
❝ Right into the hearts of millions. ❞
❝ I am fourteen coins away from finally feeling a tiny bit of happiness. ❞
❝ Ahahaha, okay, I was kidding about the happiness bit. ❞
❝ I have an even more convoluted idea in my brain. ❞
❝ Every time I try to do something cool, it always ends like that. It’s always like that. It’s always some dumb shit. ❞
❝ Ugh, I’m dead. PSYCHE! The Mighty ___ never dies! ❞
❝ Dude, I have twenty seven triple A batteries. What are you trying to power, the moon? ❞
❝ Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. ❞
❝ I was just talkin’ shit, I don’t actually believe that. …I know it. ❞
❝ No, I got trolled!! On my birthday….. ❞
❝ Alright, yeah, I’m a beast. ❞
❝ I’m not capable of boning him after all of that Abe Lincoln shit. ❞
❝ Oh my god, I love this. ❞
❝ I feel like this isn’t water. Let’s find out. …Yep. ❞
❝ Whoa, that’s a bis-ass bomb. ❞
❝ That’s a man who understands……physics. ❞
❝ So don’t ever jump on any of those things. Unless you like getting fucked! ❞
❝ Look at those purple karate things! ❞
❝ That was to show him I wasn’t even afraid of him. ❞
❝ And, I win. I beat the game. ❞