detective-mace

“That would be quite the prank…and I mean, yeah…but you don’t think you would have noticed a chicken coming into your place?”

Nova: i think i may be in trouble for stealing my boyfriend's hoodie ):

Nova: if you never see me again, i've been taken hostage in my own home, probably.

Nova: anyway, i hope you're having a wonderful day

Mason: Is it not the real of dating to take and wear your significant others cloth or something?

“Yeah, that’s just creepy then. Someone probably broke in to drop it off.” 

“….Did you not lock your door?” 

“I’m just…so intrigued. I have so many questions…”

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Walking up the Mason’s door, he was nervous to actually be meeting his little boy. It was just out of no where and he didn’t know what to think of it. Once the door opened he smiled as he couldn’t help but have a shit load of bags full of gifts. “Is… Is this enough?”

  “Hey,” Mason smiled at as he carried Eric in his hands who had just woken up from his nap. “It’s more than enough Mau. You did not have to” he added as Eric started fussing wanting to get down. “Down” Eric said as Mason dropped his son down and they walked to their toys. 

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Rocco: Just an hour of two? Damn man. I thought I was more important than that?

Mason: My one year old now out ranks you Ro

“Okay…I won’t ask you that. But how do you not know how a chicken got into your place?”

“That’s an interesting thing to find…do you by chance know someone named Joey?”

“Out of all of the strange things that I have ever heard, this has got to be at the top of the list.  Sounds like a mystery in right need of solving.” 

“Uh. Now I don’t like you, freakishly attractive man. You’re so lucky.” She pouted. “What’s worse is I don’t even know if she’s into girls. T H A T is the true crime about all of this. Nothing good comes from liking straight girls, attractive man. Nothing!”

  “I guess I am,” he replied with a chuckle. “Nothing good comes out for liking taken people or straight guys” 

“Well…that’s sad if you ask me. You can’t take money to the afterlife my friend! Well, I don’t think. If i get there and it turns out you can i’m going to be pissed, cos my parents like, could have found a way to get that message back to me.” She chuckled lightly.

  Mason chuckled. “I do have friends who are doctors and they honestly do care about their jobs and not the money. So that gives me hope”

Astrid sighed. “It’s gunna hurt. I will tell you that much. More than the headache that I’ll have tomorrow morning.”

   “They always hurt,” he nodded. “I know am lucky and am going out with mine”

“I am mildly panicking because I think I have a crush on this girl at this stupid bookstore and I haven’t felt this way in a long time and it’s scaring me and I do not like it. No. I don’t like these feelings oh my god.” Astrid groaned, hugging the bottle of Sailor Jerry rum to her chest with a pout. “God she’s so pretty.”

   “Crushes are terrible” he replied. “I am sorry I don’t know what advice to offer you for a crush”

Rocco: What can I say? I've been busy mate.

Rocco: But I could use a drink about now.

Mason: I understand. Little Eric and work has been keeping me very busy