Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

Ryan Reynolds is one the most attractive actors around at the moment and yet his last big movies have primarily focused on his voice acting rather than his looks.

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

This isn’t even satire.

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

this is the best comic ive ever seen

I don’t agree w/ the vatican on core theological issues but I do agree w/ their stance on how great candles are

the most awkward thing is shutting your friends car door like do i shut it hard or do i shut it soft????? i dont want them to think im weak if i shut it hard but i dont want them to yell at me if its hard!!!!

I would rather you slap me right across the face than have you shut my car door any harder than is necessary