Desires Of A Student

somnophilia with mutual consent is honestly such the mood. like hell yeah i wanna tease the fuck out of you while you’re asleep. not enough stimulation to wake you up, but just enough to make you think you’re having the best sex dream of your life. i wanna see you unconciously bucking your hips and grinding as my finger just barely grazes your clit and pushes in just enough into your soaking pussy that it makes you moan as though it were my strap on. you cant help but whine and whimper without abandon, especially when i run the vibrator all over your body. your nipples are hard and begging to be sucked, your pussy is dripping with need. its all a game of how far can i go before you wake up. but i’m sure you’d pretend to be asleep, even as i fuck you and make you cum like the helpless little slut that you are. my perfect little toy.

Also, just beginning to wake up and finding your partner taking advantage of your sleepy state to secure your wrists tightly to the bedposts, straddling you with a scheming look in their eyes.

top: you don’t get to cum service top: you don’t get to stop cumming

forever waiting for a cute sub to hump my thigh and whine “I can’t cum like this”, while I just play on my phone and tell them “You will or you won’t cum at all”

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

this is so true and I hate it.

Yup, I agree

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

whiney sub boys are just the cutest 💙 pouting and making sad noises when i edge you and then let go at the last second awwww

Me!

*not horny but masturbates just in case i was* 

I want the kind of sex that leaves bruises on my hips and handprints on my ass. The type where my chest are covered in love bites and your back is covered in scratches. I want the type of sex where my body aches and I can still feel you between my legs the next day.