consumed by the block men yet again

“average skyblock player commits 3 crimes a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average skyblock player commits 0 crimes per year. Technoblade, who lives in a cave and commits over 10 000 crimes against humanity a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

people who werent into the dsmp will never even come close to understanding the emotions we all have tied to an ugly minecraft ravine called "pogtopia"

it's deep genuine despair and nostalgia. if you even care

Oh to found a land of peace and harmony and cooperation with your new boy best friend who continuously and explicitly tells you he doesn't like conflict and fighting and that war never ends well and you want to preserve that belief and what little he left behind so much that you start a conflict with the server's very quickly growing dictatorship to protect that little slice of peace you helped carve out. mike wichtiger you have the soul of lmanberg in you and im rooting for you with my whole heart