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「 ♔ 」 I’m gonna be moving Samael over to my multi!

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「 ♔ 」 I’m gonna be moving Samael over to my multi!
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
Moodboards: World mythologies (6/6)
↳ Biblical mythology.
THE DERE CHECKLIST
DEREDERE
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused. [ ] You love sweets and cute things. [ ] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends. [ ] People often call you cute. [ x ] You care a lot about your friends. [ ] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements. [ ] You like bright, soft colours. [ ] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs. [ ] You add things to the end of your friend’s names. [ ] People often say “aww” when you’ve done something clumsy/silly. [ ] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship. Total: 1/11
TSUNDERE
[ ] You come off as tough and confident on the outside when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside. [ ] You often hide your true feelings for someone. [ ] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you. [ x ] You are protective. [ ] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still worried that you’ve hurt them. [ ] You are easily embarrassed. [ ] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them. [ ] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings. [ x ] You can be violent at times. [ ] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away. [ x ] You never cry in front of others. Total: 3/11
YANDERE
[ ] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly. [ ] When angry, you normally hide it until the time for revenge is right. [ ] You can at times, be obsessive. [ ] People have said you are “two-faced”. [ ] People tell you that you’re nice, but can be creepy at times. [ ] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset. [ ] People find it weird to see you anything other than gentle and smiling. [ ] When you’re upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh. [ x ] You can get very violent. [ ] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more. [ ] You like colours like dark blue or light red. Total: 1/11
KUUDERE
[ ] You don’t show your emotions to others. [ x ] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up. [ ] Although you don’t show it, you are easily made happy. [ ] You care for others a lot, still, you don’t show it. [ x ] People think you are mysterious. [ ] You can be shy. [ ] You aren’t very loud, rather silent. [ x ] You know who to trust and who not to. [ x ] You choose which friend you can trust wisely. [ ] You like simple colours, like light purple or white. [ ] You are rather mature. Total: 3/11
DANDERE
[ ] You are a shy person. [ ] You are quiet and don’t speak up for yourself. [ ] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking. [ ] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking. [ ] You have stage fright. [ x ] You are stoic and not very open. [ ] You hide yourself with your hair at times. [ ] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird. [ ] You are afraid of meeting new people. [ ] You are a hard worker. [ x ] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you’ll cherish them very much. Total: 2/11
Result: ...inconclusive?

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I. THE FAIRY. chipped nail polish. glitter highlight. tall trees with smooth bark. tangled hair.the taste of cinnamon sugar. talking too loud and too fast. overgrown flowers in your hair. crumbling buildings reclaimed by nature. flirting. walking home at 3am with no coat. platonic hand-holding. blowing smoke out of your nose. dragonfly wings. chaotic good. freckles. fairy rings. secret meetings. gender nonconformity. leather. smudged eyeliner. forbidden fruit.
II. THE REAPER. computer errors. a shiver down your spine. haunting beauty. hard liquor. crowns of thorns. shadowed alleyways. decaying plant matter. shattered mirrors and broken glass. corrupted memories. stopped clocks. the scent of stale cigarettes. tattered black hoodies. walking your friends home. the crescent moon. the sea. a graveyard on a foggy day. cold rings on cold fingers. absolution. looking out the window of an airplane. soft kisses.
III. THE WITCH. graffiti. pretending to know what you’re doing. worn paperback books. growing up too fast. parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. lace and combat boots. moth wings. candles on every surface. a weathered deck of cards. turning the music up. fireflies in jars. calloused fingers. drawing on your skin. sunlight filtering through clouds. petrichor. a dying rose in a jar. wearing a crystal pendant. illusions and spells. black cats. mint gum. chapped lips. dirt under your fingernails. the cycle of life and death.
IV. THE WOLF. murders of crows. frost-bitten leaves. wolves howling at midnight. knocking on your door. leaving food out for stray animals. the twang of an acoustic guitar. honey. tiny red buds on trees. claw marks on the walls. golden eyes. slightly too long stubble. sharp canines. soft, thick fur. hunger. a small cottage in the middle of the woods. knitted fingerless gloves. sleeping on the forest floor. always finding your way back home.
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Gillian Flynn Challenge: Favourite book or short story
I’ve always been partial to the image of liquor as lubrication, a layer of protection from all the sharp thoughts in your head. Sharp objects.
‘we begin in the dark, and birth is the death of us.’
samael grigori
「 @sungilt / ✧ 」
「 ✧ 」 Why tell a joke when he knew he wasn’t very good with them? Perhaps Samael just missed the point of such humour--if it could be called that--but either way, he shrugged off the thought since it wasn’t important. If not for the following statement catching his attention, he probably would have left it at that. ( Maybe he shouldn’t have mentioned that he was investigating the recent disturbance at the park. Had that been too unprofessional? Well, too late to take it back. ) “Help how?” he asked, mostly because investigating was still a little beyond him.
❝ do they ever talk to you? ❞ for a fortune teller, he was always so vague-- but then again, that's what most of them did, anyway. maybe he's just picked up their bad habits. a clawed hand motioned towards the other's chest, to hint at that he was talking about the... unnatural soul within. ❝ the one trapped inside your body. ❞ ( felix )
「 @beastreign / ✧ 」
If not for that all-important specification, Samael would’ve been completely lost on what this stranger meant; after all, just saying they out of the blue like that was--in his opinion--too little detail for anyone to understand, unless they decided to just fill in the blanks on their own. The first explanation that’d popped into his head was random people on the street--and as this guy just proved, the answer would’ve been yes.
But the one trapped inside his body? He could only assume that the stranger could sense the archangel’s soul, and while that struck him as odd, he’d met enough weird people to not be terribly surprised by that fact. At the very least, it didn’t cause him any harm if the stranger was simply curious.
Samael could acknowledge that even among the supernatural, he tended to be something of an oddity.
"What’s it to you?” But that didn’t mean he had any obligation to explain. A suspicious scowl followed the words. He’d never been one to open up to other people, especially when he had no reason to. Even if the answer was simple enough ( probably, anyway ), he failed to see why he should share it with anyone who asked.

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There's a soft smile tugging at her lips as she extends a gift. A new sketchbook, blank and ready to be drawn in. "I saw it at the store the other day and thought you might like to have it. I-I mean, since you gave me your old one and e-everything." She hopes it's not too much.
「 @rosewiltd / ✧ 」
He probably shouldn’t have been surprised; after all, he did do something nice ( he supposed it counted as such, even if it was just an apology for snapping at her ), and she seemed like the sort of nice person to repay that sort of thing. That didn’t stop his confusion when he glanced over at the gift in her hand, and his brows furrowed at her explanation. “I have my own,” he grumbled under his breath. ( Really, he had somewhat of an excess. Knowing how quickly he went through them, his roommate made sure to keep a few extra around for him to use. ) Regardless, that comment didn’t stop him from reaching out to take it. While a show of gratitude would be appropriate, it didn’t seem to cross his mind to thank her as he glanced over the sketchbook. Well, if nothing else, he’d likely end up giving it back to her once he finished with it.
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❝ Are you…are you okay? That’s…not blood, is it? ❞
He drew down to a crouch from his place on that higher level, his arms wrapped around his knees tightly, coming down to as close to eye-level as he could muster. But, though it came across in the back of his mind as a nice gesture…the annoyance written across the other’s expression rather changed his mind on the idea of approaching at all. Too bad.
❝ S-sorry, I just asked that so suddenly, huh…it’s probably - no, definitely - not my business, but… ❞
「 ✧ 」 Samael supposed that--unfortunately--trying to move to more secluded areas when he felt that familiar lump in his throat didn’t always work out the way he wanted to; he wanted to go unnoticed, ignored, but sometimes people still traversed the back alleys. How inconvenient. He scoffed at the question, which only prompted another fit of coughs. And some more blood on his hands. “Yeah, ‘s not,” he half-wheezed out. ( At least this guy realised that on his own. ) Once he managed to stand up, he glanced at his hand, noticing a distinctive scrape from where he’d caught himself from falling a few minutes ago. Stupid brick walls. With some amount of hesitation, he looked back towards the stranger. “Got a bandage, by any chance?”
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@mythlived ( ft. @rcmcdium ) demands knowledge!
Is he actually dying or just very ill?
Both! The condition of his soul and body does make him ill and is slowly killing him, and the general negative impact on his health that being experimented on caused doesn’t particularly help the situation; the magic used to “make” him is forbidden precisely because of how dangerous it is. Frankly, it’s amazing that he’s survived this long.
Is it something that can be stopped if he is?
Technically, yes. Brooke knows enough about this specific magic to slow the process, which is a large part of his treatment, and possibly stop it--which would entail fully binding his soul to his body. The former, she can do with a different type of magic (via complicated work-arounds and such); however, the latter would require using the forbidden magic itself, which is dangerous and not really considered an option. She estimates that he’ll live until sometime in his thirties, though she isn’t entirely sure that he’s dying to begin with--it’s hard to tell.
What's the strangest supernatural case he's had to deal with so far?
Anything that involves forbidden magic tends to be quite a bit stranger than normal cases, so he’d say any one of those would count as an answer.
Relationships with other angels and how he feels about Nona!
He’d probably have an... odd reaction to other angels in general, especially archangels who might’ve known the original Samael; he’s really not too thrilled about how they might react, given that he knows nephilim are frowned upon and whatever he is may not fare any better. He doesn’t necessarily have anything against other angels, just a fair deal of caution and a desire to not deal with them.
As for Nona, he’d feel about the same, though there’s the slightest trace of possible kinship. Since Nona can only sense divine energy and not the mortal energy he also exudes, she’d assume him to be the actual archangel and thus treat him with a fair deal of caution (since she also knows that archangels usually don’t take kindly to nephilim). She might try to be his friend if she decides that he doesn’t mean her any harm, which he wouldn’t know how to deal with, and he’d probably do his best to keep her at arm’s length--or farther.
And just some other general things and fun facts!
When it’s hot outside, he’ll roll his sleeves up while he’s painting.
The skin covered by and immediately around the incantations heals itself so that they remain completely intact; because of this, there are scars that lead up to them and then disappear, some of which pick up on the other side.
Aside from cats, he’s fond of birds and lizards.
He’s not entirely sure what the origin of his “conscious” is--his personality, views, likes, etcetera. Is it the human? The archangel? Some combination of the two? Something completely different? It’s not something he puts much thought into, but it does bother him from time to time.
Prior to working with Claudia, he didn’t have a surname; after it became necessary for legal documents and such, he chose Grigori as somewhat of a joke, as the grigori are angelic watchers and it fits well enough with his job.
While not particularly helpful or protective, he’ll step up to lend a hand to someone if it seems important and it won’t inconvenience him; this happens most often via protecting innocent bystanders while out on jobs.
To make up for his lack of physical strength, he wears boots with metal soles and lining so that he can send shock waves through them and strengthen his kicks that way. At times, he also wears gloves with metal plates in the knuckles for the same reason.
His inability to harm mortals doesn’t necessarily apply to himself: he can and has used it on his own blood, in which case he can set it on fire, turn it corrosive, etcetera. The limitation seems to be that he can’t use it on his body itself; in other words, he can only affect his blood after it’s left his body through a wound. He’s unsure if this means that he’d be able to weaponise other people’s blood after it’s been spilled, but he’s patiently awaiting a chance to find out.
He doesn’t really like churches. There’s no specific reason that he can think of, but being in or near them puts him on edge.
His sense of morality is rather lacking, and he considers himself neither good nor evil.
He draws and paints a lot of flowers but doesn’t know the names of many of them. Brooke will often point out which one is which, but whether or not he remembers is a different story.
Brooke once bought him colouring books, which he didn’t enjoy because he couldn’t actually draw the pictures themselves. She knows better now and will just get him blank sketchbooks.

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“might be dying, but no one knows for sure” oh man :’)))
「 ♔ 」 Listen! His physiology is all jacked up. It’s hard to say what exactly is going on.
Character sheet. repost. do not reblog.
𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
FULL NAME. Samael Grigori. NICKNAME. Sam. GENDER. Male. HEIGHT. 5′11″. AGE. 23 (presumed). ZODIAC. Unknown. SPOKEN LANGUAGES. English.
𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !
HAIR COLOR. Black with a silver streak. EYE COLOR. Silver. SKIN. Fair, somewhat tan. BODY TYPE. Ectomorph, somewhat muscular. DOMINANT HAND. Left. POSTURE/BODY LANGUAGE. Hands in his pockets, tends to slouch, permanent scowl, frowns while in thought. SCARS. Many, mostly on his arms and torso, of varying severity and origin. TATTOOS. Incantations on his forearms and spine. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). The streak in his hair; the incantations on the back of his neck are almost visible; the scars and tattoos on his forearms when he rolls his sleeves up; near-constant scratches on his hands.
𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !
PLACE OF BIRTH. Unknown. HOMETOWN. Unknown. SIBLINGS. Unknown. PARENTS. Unknown.
𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !
OCCUPATION. Supernatural investigator / bodyguard to a supernatural investigator. CURRENT RESIDENCE. An apartment with Claudia, his “master;” they also travel a lot on jobs. CLOSE FRIENDS. Brooke, his doctor. RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Single. FINANCIAL STATUS. He doesn’t really handle his own money because he’s inept, but he has a fair amount. DRIVER’S LICENSE. Yes, though he’s not a terribly good driver. He makes do when the situation calls for it. CRIMINAL RECORD. He’s never gotten in trouble for anything. VICES. Wrath, envy.
𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !
SEXUAL ORIENTATION. Bisexual. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch | top | bottom | vers. LIBIDO. Average to somewhat low. It’s not something he prioritises. TURN ON’S. Scratching, mostly; he hasn’t had much of a chance to explore other preferences. TURN OFF’S. Bondage; same as above. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES. If he gave it any thought, he’d assume he’s also biromantic; however, he can’t recall ever developing any sort of crush, nor is romance an important part of his life. He’d be very devoted if he ever ends up falling in love, though.
𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !
CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. I’m too lazy for this. HOBBIES TO PASS TIME. Painting, drawing, looking for stray cats to pet, bird watching. MENTAL ILLNESSES. None diagnosed. PHYSICAL ILLNESSES. The fact that his body and soul aren’t “attached” properly. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. Right. PHOBIAS. Crowds and confined spaces make him uncomfortable, though they’re not outright fears. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. He’s confident in his fighting ability, but he thinks he’s awful and a pain to deal with personality-wise. VULNERABILITIES. Occasional fits of extreme pain and coughing up blood; might be dying, but no one knows for sure; criticises people for things he does himself (pot, meet kettle); difficulty trusting people and opening up about his feelings.
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