Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work