Mari

Primal of Blood and Bone review (kind of)

Just finished reading it literally like five minutes ago. This is what my very raw and heated emotions had to say in the form of a note made on the final paragraph of the book:

(Excuse the lack of grammar and punctuation. As stated, I was very heated)

SPOILERS

I’m so tired of this shit. U KILLED DELANO LIKE THE ONLY GOOD ONE BRO THIS CANT BE. No satisfying smut no love no friendship NO NOTHING one new thing after another introducing more things like ok just throw away the plot ig. Cas was a complete asshole this whole book Kieran deserves better poppy is stupid as shit but I especially hate that she can’t fucking stand up properly to cas like call him the fuck out idc if it hurts his feelings. This shit is more convoluted than a yutubers apology video. U have the gods awake and u have sera BUT U DONT USE THEM. WTF. There is a million plot holes and bitch TWO series dealing with fucking kolis for u to say that it’s an actually Cas bc he can’t keep his fucking emotions under control.GET A FUCKING GRIP. I get being upset about them not tellingu but bitch LET IT GO it’s fucking logical she didn’t ask u by the way u reacted. And poppy she was doing great but bbg i need u to be proactive. Kieran wasn’t there half the time. All that teasing about the joining but u introduced Helena, which btw went no where, AND YALL DIDNT FUCK. Like what is the point of yall being be mad w each other the whole time. Poppy not questioning it too like girl yk something’s wrong DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT GODDAMN. Millie is just a fucking useless character bc wtf does she do and what’s the point of her if it was always about sotoria and Cas. I HATE that Cas is more powerful than poppy. I hate that he ended up as attes’ family and I hate that he’s SO FUCKING STUPID. Like u have her in stasis for like half the fucking book and take forever to connect the sotoria dots (STILL DOESNT KNOW LEOPOLD IS ACTUALLY IRES BC SHES FUCKING STUPID) and it’s like the third book where the ending is one gets injured/captured and the other goes crazy. 1.5/10

AND ANOTHER THING! U have Cas be all gifted and powerful w the eather and being a primal of death and whatever BUT KIERAN IS TOO like have him DO SOMETHING. All fucking book everyone is trying not to anger Cas like bitch it’s not cute and it’s not hot that one cannot even HUG poppy without u being an asshole dipshit. I get the whole u touch her and die trope but like bitch is she allowed even have friends??! Like it don’t seem like it if u keep fucking threatening everyone. Weren’t u the one always saying that she’s strong enough to fend for herself but then treat her like a fucking child. ITS CRAZY. And the saying all that shit to her and Kieran and fucking everyone just bc u couldn’t make sense of a fucking plan FUCK ME MAN. And sure u were right about kolis not being in love, but hey idiot BE FUCKIGN RATIONAL AND DISCUSS IT LIKE ADULTS. This whole book was just exposition. Like tell dont show bc they did JACKSHIT THIS WHOLE TIME. No training w the eather, no interactions with prevalent characters (still haven’t resolved Millie or the twins at all). Having isbeth back is so unsatisfying. Like didn’t we spent whole books trying to kill her and when we did it was so good and now all that was for fucking nothing. Basically this series will never end bc the plot is in mars rn and the characters don’t wanna act like adults. GOT IT.