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I hate people who comment “yes” on Like for yes and comment for no facebook posts

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I watched starwars and I wanna tell you that Han solo won't die in the movie

hey m8 can i hab yo url

if you can take the burden with it

fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t

*gets 0 on the test*

To all feminists

Men naturally get horny when they see a lady’s tits

Women naturally dont get that when they see a guy’s nips

thats why lady’s breasts are sexualized

AND AS A PART OF THE MALE POPULATION

I APPRECIATE NOT GETTING A BONER WHENEVER I WALK DOWN THE STREET

WHICH WONT BE THE CASE IF YOU LISTEN TO THE FEMINISTS

#banthenip #instagram #feminism

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I like insults that rhyme "Suck my duck" "Stew on you" "Read on my mead" "Get your wenie out of my Lamborghini"

When our mind registers a name for things

Friend: what is your favourite web browser

Me: mozzarella Firefox

teamrocketing

proudly shouting the wrong answer to a question in class

Why was john F Canaday called John F Canaday if he was the president of USA (not canada)

#mindfuck #wow

itsjustinsbieber

does anyone have a photoshop download for windows that doesn’t need a serial key?

depressedcow

Yea I downloaded photoshop CS6 yesterday for my laptop I used thepiratebay.se and BitTorrent

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Is America for free people?

When you don't get notifications for like 4 days and think that you are no longer wanted

#its happening to me man

3-dprintedbong

depressedcow

I was born in 1997 and when I read this I was about to cry like damn I am not 60 years old hell no, but then I remembered I was just 18

0rient-express

It’s kinda attractive when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended

iron-bae

So my phone can identify and connect to my wifi just fine but my laptop can’t find it at all? Any ideas?

depressedcow

Restart modem Restart laptop

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k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905

thanks for enjoying this joke, everyone

fuks

!!

atheist-xmas

If this had been a text post, I’d have been like, this is the fakest high school story yet …

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