"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

Didn’t you want me to move here just some minutes ago? You were the one to say you’d kick that useless magi out.”

"I did. However, you were making this more complicated. No rules for you means a lot of work for me and I have to think about that. You're fine with how it is right now, aren't you? So you won't even notice how time flies by."

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"If you can make a set of rules that include me living in Sindria and being your magi that don’t restrict me in any way, I will be all yours." Have fun, this will never happen.

"I wasn't talking about being my magi and living here, but challenge accepted. However, it may take another few years since it's quite a task."                                     If you don't want to adjust to the world                                          then we'll have to change you so that                                              the rules may become natural to you--                                              

Sexual Sunday Already

シンさん詰め

(via 別の世界シンジュ②)

(via 遅かったごめんなさい、ツインテールの日です)

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"Oh come on, there are no rules that won’t restrict me…" What a joke. As if Sin would ever accept his war loving side. "…Sin?”

"What if I can make a rule that's not restricting you in any way? You want to gamble?"

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"… you are kidding me, right stupid king? I already told you I won’t adjust to your rules."

"I'm actually thinking about a rule for your sake. not to bind you down. Be at least a little grateful and stop calling me stupid... at least for today."                                                                     What a brat you are--

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"Maybe I should simply get rid of that midget, who shouldn’t exist in the first place." After all Kouen was interested in that good-for-nothing magi as well.

"I don't intend to be rude, Judal. But the last time didn't go well for you. There are way easier ways to deal with this. He will leave this island upon my word if you move here and feel uncomfortable having him around."

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"Didn’t say I really wanted it gone…" He grumbled lowly. "It was just a theoretical question… apart from that I don’t like your rules…"

"So, everything will remain the same. Too bad... Maybe I should focus more onto Aladdin to convince him to become my magi then."                                                   Thin ice, Sinbad-- Thin ice...

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

"It was a stupid question." He didn’t pout either, did he? "Would you cut your hair if I promised to turn my back on the organization and Kou and become your magi?"

"Judging by your tendency to tug on them every now and then, I doubt you want them to be gone in the first place. But if that's what you really wish for, make the first step and see if I'd cut them off."

                      Can’t remember inviting that guy—                         I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear, nor see him—”Oh my… So late already. I should get back to work or else Ja’far will scold me.”

And stab you there.

"Hey, Ja'far! YOU HEAR ME?!? I'm deadly drunk 'n naked. Come an get me you willy billy slave friend of mine."                                                     This can't become any more troublesome--

"I wouldn’t even cut my hair if you decided to conquer the world with me. No chance, stupid king."

                 At least you are loyal to something then--                                   Even it's just your hair.

                      Can’t remember inviting that guy—                         I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear, nor see him—”Oh my… So late already. I should get back to work or else Ja’far will scold me.”

"Ignoring me won’t save you."

"All these letters... These beauties... Man I can't decide for a wife."                 Hopefully he'll just go. If not I really have to think of something.                       Just pointing my sword at him won't do--                           I'm one to lecture my twin-- Oh wow--                     

The divine love rod is for your butt.

Sorry, but the person you've called is temporary not available!

You know you love Kouen.

Yeah, but not that way...He should keep it in his pants or pester someone else with his divine. love. rod.