Unwitting Therapist To The Lightning McQueen Cuck

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.

Look at classic children's novels. As recently as the 50s and early 60s, being obsessed with horses as a girl was depicted as strange and tomboyish, and the very concept of being obsessed with horses from early childhood and loving toy horses and desperately wanting your own horse being a "little girl thing" and not a "little boy thing" would send someone from the 1800s and earlier into a coma.

There's maybe a point to be made here somewhere about how when keeping and riding horses stopped being necessary to the functioning of society and became a more "frivolous" thing, it was rapidly rebranded as silly and girly and for women, but what do I know.

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

“do not attribute malice to what could easily be incompetence” idk a man buying a truck he knows he and his wife can’t afford and then telling her to get another job and/or sell her own car sounds like a pretty classic abusive husband move . but hey maybe i’m an ableist asshole for recognizing the power structures at play here

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

and no im not blaming queer people for our own lack of representation, or when "representation" exists only to mock us and shame us. I am however saying: stop attacking queer creators for making queer characters who are nuanced and complicated and even ugly or cruel. theyre not reflecting you, their character isnt you. its just their character

ghost just bought me a drink. i even got undead bitches now

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.