I’m afraid I could never do that. [I owe you. I couldn’t have gotten out of bed on some mornings without you. God help me, I owe a debt.] Having seen you with a distinct lack of meddlesome avuncular gentleman in your life, it is my sovereign duty to step up and procure the companion of your future life for you.
All too soon, indeed. [And then she’ll be gone with who-knows-whom, doing-who-knows-what.] It’s a load of rubbish, Jordan, home’s not about duration. Home’s about people. You’ve got a home as long as you’ve got them. And, er, you’re a mite homeless when they up and leave you without explanation, which is, er, why you should invest in the marriage business. Wives, now those are just anchored to you. They’re a house you can carry around with you like a ball and chain. A portable house! Doesn’t that sound fantastic?