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I’m okay I guess, adjusting.. whatever it may be. I’m not awful though so that’s a good thing! How are you? Of course I’m coming to see you soon!

I reckon I'm okay! Adjusting same as you, but have no worries, things will be real good for us here.

Oh well that’s just lovely. Pfft, real friends. Hardly seems like it! Well, I suppose we’ll just go with that as it happens… or whatever. To be honest I’m a little too tired to find a single care in the world.

I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you doing all of that, really. Beginning to think that adding the third to the group wasn't the right choice in the end.. We'll see and deal as it comes along though as you said. You should get some sleep though, I'm sure you're tired from the trip.

You act like I hardly know you sometimes! Excuse yourself, mister.

Sometimes I wonder! How have you been though, love? Finding everything okay? Come see me soon.

It may as well be my job! Oh? What’s that then? Good news? Bad news?

Bad. Last night his little girlfriend or whatever came at me, and I hadn't even been on the premises for an entire day at this point as you know. Apparently Barrel has a bit of a problem with the way we treat him... Bossing him around and "not listening" to him and the lot. He's been here a bit before we arrived and already been talking ill of us!

Oh. Do we really have to do this here.

Excuse you, it's the best line I've got!

Well you knew that already, silly. As if I need to remind you how important your presence is always! God.

Always the best when it comes to stroking my ego, Shock. Unlike Barrel, whom I've gotten a bit of news about.

You look awfully familiar..

What's yo name delicate?

I really can’t get rid of you, can I? Kidding! Hi there.

As if you would want to! Your life would be far less worth living without me in it..

We’ll see about that. I’ve been known to make things disappear.  Kidding. Maybe.

I'm there, although I think I'll skip on the toes, feet and polish all together. Not that type of bloke, Lilo!

Sadly, my names not as cute. I’m Ursula.

Hahaha, I see your parents had a sense of humour when they were naming you. I'm only kidding. It's really not so bad. I've never met anyone named Ursula before.

He didn’t have me come to you, I did this on my own.

And what I said still goes. If he has a problem with the way he's treated, I encourage him to come to Shock or myself and say something about it and we can talk about it, so feel free to relay the message, because other than that your presence isn't really going to change anything considering I could give fuck all about whoever you are.

Lock? That’s a cute name.

Thanks, love. And you would be?

Actually no, I’m his girlfriend. Barrel doesn’t take it as ‘fun’, ya know.

So then why does he have his girlfriend coming to me with this? If he has a problem with the way he's treated, he could come to me or Shock. Other than that it's really no one else's business.

The classes you’ll hate except math he’s the best teacher here. He understands the fact I’ll never do work in that class. Did Shock come with you? And that would be pretty awesome.

So then it'll be a class I can get away with either cutting up in or sleeping in? More sleeping than cutting up depending upon what time in the day I have math. Aye, Shock is lurking around here somewhere the little princess. She'll be around eventually.

Oh? I think we’ve all got our secrets.  But I’ve learned that “Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead” Wouldn’t want anything to happen to your cheeky little face now would we?

Hahaha, alright, you've got me there, love. Although, could be you that something goes wrong with! Kidding. Maybe.

It’s still not right, no matter how new he is to the group.

Oh. Are you like his mum or something then? It's all in good fun, relax.

Alright, then. Just bossing him around and not listening to him.

Oi, he's newest to the group, it's bound to happen. Sort of like an initiation period or dealing with your little brother.