At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.