stealer of names

sure i can be your "kitten" *gets scared and digs my razor sharp claws deep into your flesh and screams like i'm being tortured and killed when you try to shake me off*

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?

watching a youtuber learning how to play a video game you already know how to play is the worst form of ragebait

there are words on the screen and he ISN'T READING THEM

minecraft houses always look super cute from the outside and then you see the inside and it's the most cramped living space in the world because every piece of furniture needs to take up a square meter minimum of floor space

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me