niccolo machiavelli? what a godless charlatan i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of pages of the prince spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of pages* fu ck no they’re not mine what an asshole i just- *more pages fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN
















