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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
I made a joke to my sister that Luke keeps stabbing the people Annabeth loves most, first Thalia's tree, then Percy. And in the end I said "At this rate all Luke has to do is stab himself"
And she laughed.
And I have never felt more evil.
can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.
Lol sure!!
For movies, here is the beginner's list:
Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.
And the more advanced list:
Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po
Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.
^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.
[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]
Oh I adore this. As someone who missed a bunch of stuff by way of chaos and poverty. This is a nice tool.
i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name
PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

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something about the series slipping in grover calling kronos's followers his "kronies" right at the very end there makes me feel like this is something rick came up with way too late and has been trying to find an excuse to retcon in for ages
Guess my age heheheh
Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid
"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years
Fun and easy ways to temporarily make your smart characters stupid:
Sleep deprivation
Drugs
Pretty girl
Pretty not girl
Hungry
Stressed out
Got bored and stopped listening
I really liked this scene where it looked like Dionysus was slacking off, but then the camera zooms out, and you can very clearly see that he's distracting the younger kids and keeping them away from the fights
I love how enigmatic I am with my age am I 12 am I 21 yall will never guess

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I ate my food too fast I’mma go find a rug to throw up on
Quick reminder that you don't need a solid sexuality! You can just be in love! Or not be in love! Or have a gender! Labels are a choice, not a requirement. All you need to do is be someone you like being! If labels help with that, great! But they are not required. You don't owe it to anyone, so don't feel pressured to choose labels if they aren't your thing!
how to develop oc
give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion
ask yourself why
think about it too much
congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory
— ☆ —
alternatively
1. give them a mental illness
2. start researching on that illness so you can represent it properly
3. notice some stuff looks familiar and spiral
4. ???
5. congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory
That works too
it’s always a good idea to go into a laboratory while “sleep deprived” it’s a very safe choice

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how to develop oc
give them random or nonsensical personality trait or opinion
ask yourself why
think about it too much
congratulations! they now have a tragic backstory
— ☆ —
It really is so disturbing to see a Percy Jackson without the inner monologue.
In the books, even if he was absolutely slaying, eating, serving BAMF in the middle of the fight, the book would be saying like "gosh I'm so awkward and clumsy haha who let me hold a sword lol I'm such a silly goose"
In the show we see him in pain and literally doing the most insane stuff with the most stoic facial expressions. Killing, stabbing, getting stabbed. He isn't some quirky funny kid on the outside, even if canonically on the inside he sees the world like a real kid. The show Percy seems different for these reasons but that's not OOC, that's just what Percy looks like to EVERYONE ELSE.
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