U N S T A B L E ;

              ❛That's a shame-- 'cause it would                          be some good  F U N .❜                               Yes, he was disappointed now. Maybe he should                               just try to find someone that didn't mind being put                               in danger in the name of science.            ❛I--                    am an inventor !!❜

         ❛— Well if y'don't touch them                      then I won't have t'tell you                     not to.❜

             ❛You sure about that ?                              I don't even know your name yet----                    and you're already coming onto me.❜

              ❛Uuuuh...                                    ---- No.                You'd still be YOU obviously but...                 you might lose a few limbs                         in the process ?❜                                  He's not a very persuasive person.

             ❛Oh really ?                              Well in that case---- don't mind if I do.❜                           That escalated  q u i c k l y .

             ❛Yeah. But I'm not tellin' you how it works.❜                                                                   He shrugs, then, a wide gesture made with his hands                                    to accurately describe just how LITTLE he cares about                                    this entire situation.                       ❛Well, if I die, I'll send them a note.                                         So they have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT !!❜                                And he grins wildly, baring most teeth.

             ❛I could, but I   B I T E .❜                         In case you haven't noticed ; he has no shame.

              ❛— Biomechanical & electromechanical engineering.                                   Amongst OTHER THINGS of course.         I mean I kinda just go with my gut. I can do pretty much any type of         engineering if I put my mind to it.❜                                 He has a wide range of skills in that field, but                                 lacks skills in certain OTHERS. Empathy, for                                  example -- he had no skills there.

              ❛— My name's Alistair.❜                               And he offers an incredibly wide smile.

               There's a gasp.           A hand splayed over his chest.                ❛I'm  W O U N D E D .                            Why would you say something like that--- ?          You hurt my feelings. I hope you're gonna kiss them better.❜                ( note the SARCASM in his voice. )

             ❛I use these, obviously--❜                      and he gestures towards the strange looking optical                      piece of equipment sitting on his face.               ❛Also most of the stuff I work on produces it's own light, so                 I can easily see what'm doing even without the lights.❜                         And a lengthy sigh escapes him.                          Of course his parents are worried ; they're always                          worried. He should probably care about that, but                          he doesn't. Hence why he hasn't picked up the phone                          in the last... three... (?) maybe four months. He can't                          remember, he hasn't been keeping count.              ❛So my parents--                        My parents sent you to tell me to pick up the phone ?                        Bit... bit of a dramatic action to take.❜

              ❛— So-- wait, I still don't know your name.                                        What's your name ?!!❜          He sounds way too overexcited for such a situation.

         ❛— Good !! Then we should have no problems !!                              And   if you ask me, it's better to   be                              dramatic than to be boring, wouldn't                              you agree, hm ?❜

              ❛— I don't want to spend time making coffee.                                    I just want it when I want it.                            You have a STRANGE definition of fun.                            Fun is like ; me finishing this piece of                            equipment and then using it to hold the                            whole planet hostage, you know ?❜                                  And he couldn't do that without coffee. He was                                  running on only fumes of energy now. No doubt                                  if he continues like this, he'll just end up falling                                  asleep where he stood.

              ❛— It wasn't Maybelline, then ?❜                             Look at him laughing at himself, now. He thinks                             he's so hilarious, but he's not. That was probably                             the worst joke he's come up with to date.

              ❛— WOW, and here I was thinkin' you were                        an interesting person. But nah, you're just                        really  B O R I N G .❜

             ❛— Yeah, but all those colours'd merge                           together and make pink... right ?                           Red and blue makes purple and                           then adding white makes it PINK.❜