â Â Lifeâs not fair, is it? Â â
â Â And you.. shall never see the light of another day. Â â
â Â Oh, I shall practice my curtsy. Â â
â Â Iâm afraid Iâm at the shallow end of the gene pool. Â â
â Â Donât turn your back on me. Â â
â Â I wouldnât dream of challenging you. Â â
â Â Thereâs one in every family. Two in mine, actually. Â â
â Â Heâd make a very handsome throw rug. Â â
â Â And just think, whenever he gets dirty you can take him out and beat him. Â â
â Â Let an old pro show you how itâs done. Â â
â Â This is so humiliating. Â â
â Â I despise guessing games. Â â
â Â Oh, goodie. Â â
â Â Yes, well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. Â â
â Â Well, I suppose youâd have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all. Â â
â Â Iâm kind'of in the middle of a bath. Â â
â Â One day, you two are going to be married. Â â
â Â With an attitude like that, Iâm afraid youâre shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king/queen indeed. Â â
â Â Right now, we are all in very real danger. Â â
â Â Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Â â
â Â Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? Â â
â Â Hey, did we order this dinner to go? .. âCause there it goes. Â â
â Â Why donât you pick on somebody your own size? Â â
â Â I thought you were very brave. Â â
â Â You could have been killed. Â â
â Â Iâm only brave when I have to be. Â â
â Â I thought I might lose you. Â â
â Â No wonder weâre dangling at the bottom of the food chain! Â â
â Â Oh, itâs just you. I was afraid it was somebody important. Â â
â Â I just hear that name and I shudder. Â â
â Â Iâm surrounded by idiots. Â â
â Â Who needs a king/queen? Â â
â Â If you tell me, Iâll still act surprised. Â â
â Â You are such a naughty boy. Â â
â Â Long live the king/queen. Â â
â Â You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea. Â â
â Â Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. Â â
â Â When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. Â â
â Â If you live with us, youâre gonna have to eat like us. Â â
â Â You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? Â â
â Â Oh, do lighten up. Â â
â Â Why am I not loved? Â â
â Â Your timing couldnât have been more perfect. Â â
â Â Then you have sentenced us to death. Â â
â Â Let me get this straight. You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him, and everybodyâs okay with this? Â â
â Â I really missed you. Â â
â Â You know, youâre starting to sound like my father/mother. Â â
â Â You think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? Â â
â Â Would you stop following me? Who are you? Â â
â Â Iâm not the one whoâs confused. You donât even know who you are! Â â
â Â The past can hurt, but from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. Â â
â Â Remember who you are. Â â
â Â Carnivores, ugh! Â â
â Â This is my kingdom. If I donât fight for it, who will? Â â
â Â What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? Â â
â Â If it werenât for you he/she would still be alive. Itâs your fault he/sheâs dead. Â â
â Â You donât deserve to live! Â â